Cat:FREE HIM!
this is the cutest shit ive ever seen
He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.
And also steal your infants.
He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.
I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.
It was not her baby to give.
David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.
Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king?
The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps you’re not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, they’re tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.
Slammin’ it down in the Labyrinth fandom tonight, kids.
Nobody cares that you’re struggling to survive until you do something illegal to try to fix it.
Welcome to America.
This has so much resonance
THIS.
christopher columbus essentially commented “first” on a youtube video that already had 50 million views
tell me what cardinal sin and cardinal virtue u think i am
(sins r lust, pride, wrath, gluttony, sloth, greed, and jealousy)
(virtues r chastity, charity, diligence, temperance, patience, kindness, and humility)
You know we dead.
earthquakes should start up any time now
It’s like the entity of 2012 is happening in California
Alphonse Elric, the not so appreciated sass queen of fma
Alphonse is so metal
Did u just
It really sucks because ed paid an arm and a leg for his sass
My favorite misconception about bisexuality is that bi people are half straight half gay as if I walk around in my straight form but then spot a fine honey and dive behind a bush shouting “I’M GOING GAY” and roll out on the other side with a flannel on and the entire discography of Ani Difranco in my back pocket
#rainbow circles start at my middle and go up and down as my gay costume appears #and coincidentally that’s also when my powers of invisibility kick in
