onemancabaret:

lawmaking:

Children’s drawings of people are almost always terrifying. 

One time, I was babysitting my little cousin while she was sick. She was going through an imaginary friend phase and always talked about “Joey” or some shit like that. But it was cute so we were all cool with Joey.

So she’s sick and doesn’t really feel like doing anything, but eventually I come up with the idea of coloring and she gets excited.

I get out the supplies and she tells me she’s going to draw a picture of Joey. At this point, I should’ve realized how textbook-horror this was, but I forged on.

We get to drawing and she won’t let me look (“No peeking! He’s not ready.”) until finally she seems satisfied and gets ready to show me her portrait of Joey.

“Ready?”

“Let’s see!”

Mother. Fucking. Joey.

Has spiky orange hair. A blue suit.

Long. Black. Fucking claws.

And huge. BLOOD RED. Eyes.

“…………….oh! He looks… Nice!”

And this is where shit gets all Paranormal Activity.

My cousin, the demonic shit she is, slowly smiles and goes,

“He’s right behind you.”

Fucking hell.

My body goes cold. There is a demon behind me and as if it couldn’t be worse…

“He’s giving you a hug!”

I swear to fucking Jesus, the right side of my body started to burn.

So I slowly pat the invisible shit demon next to me and try not to let it smell the fear/shit in my pants.

And that’s the story of how I got a hug from a fucking demon that a child drew.

I like that the demons name was joey

k-lionheart:

really? You’re going to post something like this with no explanation like WHERE IS THE REST OF HIM???????????

k-lionheart:

oh

rosexknight:

tenrose-s:

Goodbye, Doctor!Donna. Requested by one-lonely-waffle.

My heart…

thebostonwasteland:

nicodorkangelo:

hey look buzzfeed has a quiz now! which gem are you???

Sugiulite holy shit

weekofamethyst:

namingisdifficult:

Somebody once pointed out that Rose looks weirdly sinister in the SDCC extended intro

source

bruh

You know when people make theories about shows and it’s all fun and people are like “if this is true, I’m gonna laugh?” I don’t think I will be laughing at this one if it’s confirmed

malleablemalachite:

relatablepicturesofstevenquartz:

su-memelord:

In a lot of the SU episodes rose doesn’t show her eyes?
It makes her look…
Almost evil? Like legit?
Even in the extended theme thing she doesn’t show her eyes and it’s just???
It did the same thing with pearls projection in Sworn To The Sword

the people who try to deny that rose looked sinister are ignoring that the crew purposely put lots of expression in their drawings to get a feeling across in the show, for example, rose is hunched over steven, grinning, eyes hidden and all, is supposed to look sinister/evil

if they wanted to make her look.. not sinister, she would have her back straight, eyes visible but closed, and a peaceful smile

just look at the difference, this was obviously intentional

I fucking KNEW she looked sinister I fucKing KNEW It

Jasper commented that Rose was a great tactician. When they were stranded on earth, it’s possible she knew homeworld would advance beyond anything they could dream. There is the theory floating around that steven wasn’t just a symbol of her union with the humans but also a weapon against homeworld for when they invade. A half gem, half human. Completely immune to and gem destabilizing technology. Rose planned for homeworld to invade again. And she made sure she was prepared.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

a-random-mod:

knownfilmhoe:

ygrittebardots:

anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks 

not once in the films 

do you think that’s a coincidence 

not on your life buddy 

anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free will

he murders a bunch of children with a laser sword

The jedi took children from their homes with force. Those children had no more families because of the jedi and while yes, killing them was horribly wrong, so was taking them in the first place.

The problem about the prophecy of the force is that the jedi were so caught up in destroying the sith to bring balance that they never considered they may be part of the problem. The only way for there to be true balance is for the jedi and sith to be mutually destroyed. That’s where Anakin brought balance. He destroyed both the jedi and sith and left the future of the force in the hands of those who know there is no difference between light side and dark side.

Reminder: Anakin’s life is FULL of failure. Imagine growing up and constantly hearing “You are the chosen one who will bring balance.” That’s a big weight, even on a bratty kid. Anakin grew up, convinced that because he was the hero, he needed to be flawless. Because that’s what he knows of the Jedi growing up in a desert town. He sees his mistakes as signs that he’s weak. He keeps taking on all the fault for things, because as a hero, he’s responsible for EVERYTHING. 

These failures built up. He couldn’t even save his mother. Mind you, he couldn’t have done anything, but he took the blame anyway. His failure led to him murdering a group of sand people, which was another mistake as well. (The expanded universe even goes so far as to say that the scar in the force Anakin left that day is enough to drive any force sensitive mad if they go to that site.)

He was never evil. He was never doing things out of sick desire. He did it because he thought he was supposed to. Because he was the chosen one who had to do it right. 

As for why Anakin never took away another’s free will… He was a slave. He knew how it felt to have his freedom taken away. His choice was to never be a slaver. As Vader, he still never used his powers to enslave others. He actually spent most of his time hunting Obi-Wan and overseeing operations.

As for the future of the force, it was left in the hands of luke who killed many people with the force and used tactics often associated with the dark side such as force choke. but he learned the cost of balance and that allowed families the choice of letting force sensitive people join the new jedi order. With no more jedi and no more sith, there was just the force to guide his teachings so he and his students aren’t jedi so much as force users. True force users.

buyakashaa:

perryplat:

fancyferengi:

sadhipstercat:

What if Steven decides he wants to go to school? Like, its September and Connie has to go back to school and Steven’s like “well, if Connie’s going i want to go too.” Think of the possibilities:

–Steven and Connie riding in every day on Lion

–Steven not understanding why he has to STAY SEATED for so long

–Steven frowning during history lessons because “thats not how Pearl said it was”

–Steven making friends by telling stories about Gem stuff during recess (no one believes him until the Gems show up to pull him for a mission)

–the Crystal Gems trying (and failing) to make sack lunches for Steven in the mornings, so eventually Mr. Maheswaran takes pity and packs one for him along with Connie’s

–PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCES WITH ALL THREE GEMS AND GREG

–the principal becoming more and more frustrated every time the Gems pull Steven out to go on missions but being too intimidated by them to do anything about it 

ok but you’re missing the most important possibility: pta mom garnet

all the obnoxious soccer moms have gotten very very quiet since garnet started attending the pta meetings…

garnet voice: fight me helen

BUt no, imagine Ruby and Sapphire joining him later on when things become problematic at school because they are kid moms

knownfilmhoe:

ygrittebardots:

anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks 

not once in the films 

do you think that’s a coincidence 

not on your life buddy 

anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free will

he murders a bunch of children with a laser sword

The jedi took children from their homes with force. Those children had no more families because of the jedi and while yes, killing them was horribly wrong, so was taking them in the first place.

The problem about the prophecy of the force is that the jedi were so caught up in destroying the sith to bring balance that they never considered they may be part of the problem. The only way for there to be true balance is for the jedi and sith to be mutually destroyed. That’s where Anakin brought balance. He destroyed both the jedi and sith and left the future of the force in the hands of those who know there is no difference between light side and dark side.