mewhorizons:
“ alltheseteeth:
“ antisolanum:
“On Chapo Trap House they pointed out that when introduced to a dog he was seen to grab its’ whole face in his hand and shake it like it was a hand, and that that goes against millions of years of human...

mewhorizons:

alltheseteeth:

antisolanum:

On Chapo Trap House they pointed out that when introduced to a dog he was seen to grab its’ whole face in his hand and shake it like it was a hand, and that that goes against millions of years of human evolutionary instinct.

To be fair that was Mike Bloomberg, fellow adult human candidate

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what the fuck

seedeaters:

im-a-fully-realized-creation:

war-lesbian:

beachgothgay:

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

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i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

pantooute:

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preach king

samsimskicomics:
“How to name your files
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samsimskicomics:

How to name your files

crime-porn:

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DING DONG WHOS THERE

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ME!!!!!!!

unyanizedcatboys:

aofvoid:

straightboyfriend:

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

God in the Garden of Eden

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

jillchips:

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I thought of this as soon as I saw that post