my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.”
so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree.
she’s so pleased with her self
incredibleparents are weird
yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.
you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.
but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support
well gosh. look what happens.
please tell your mom good job.
Shipping Headcanons! Send Numbers & Ships!
SFW
- Who cooks?
- Who’s the messiest? The cleanest?
- Who fixes the vehicle after a breakdown?
- Living space has a leak! Who fixes it?
- Who buys the groceries?
- Going out to eat: Who pays? Who orders the most food? And who has dessert?
- Would they go to the beach?
- Who knows how to swim? Who doesn’t?
- Is someone multilingual? Do they try to teach another language to the other? How does it go?
- Any pets? Or plants?
- Baths or showers? Together or separate? Any bubbles or bubble fights?
- Can they stand silence? Who talks the most? Who talks the least?
- Who stays up late? Who sleeps the most? Does the other have to force them to sleep/wake up?
- Who is the highest maintenance? Does the other mind?
- Vacation ideas: who decides them? Where would they go, if anywhere?
NSFW
- How often do they have sex, if at all?
- Who brings ideas? Who initiates?
- Any kinks they clash on?
- Oddest place they’d have sex?
- Favourite positions?
- Dom/top? Sub/bottom? Any switches?
- Genital headcanons?
- Favourite erogenous zones?
- Quickest turn ons? Immediate turn offs?
- First to orgasm? Last to orgasm? Who comes the most? Does someone ever end up unfinished?
- Favourite romantic gestures during sex/orgasm?
- How are their afterglows?
- Who’s loud? Who’s quiet? Does one try to make the other louder/quieter? How?
- Lights on or off? Do they look at each other? Or is someone embarrassed?
- Open or closed relationship? Do they sometimes share?
The 4chan attacks have me worried as fuck. 4 entire Chans are going to attack us. I can never be prepared
jackie chan is already strong enough, i can’t imagine four of him
Then you should be relieved that it’s only two Jackie Chan’s and two jade Chan’s due to both of them using the tiger talisman to double themselves.
A game of Uno
Every cardgame anime ever started as a game of Uno.
I love it!
This is the best thing ever.
Can someone recreate an entire episode of yugioh but with uno?
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