thatsthat24:

Ugh, Parents 😤

wait, is him mom his teacher?

burloire:

rin-kaenbyou:

deaderidan:

basebasebasebasebaseknowledge:

micromanaging:

basedrubby:

jaegercraven:

thealexanderparable:

kenobi-wan-obi:

This is a GIF set of Astronauts falling on the Moon

aeiou

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999999

holla holla get $

john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden 

here comes another chinese earthquake abrbrbrbrrbrbrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrrbbrrbrbbrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrrbbrbrrbrbrbrbbrrbbrbrbrrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrrbbrrbrbbrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrr

snake

snake

snakee

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weloveshortvideos:

I fucking died

WHAT WAS THAT NOISE!

lizzymodblog:

I waste my time for your enjoyment.

swoobats:

megasov:

swoobats:

lazyminxie:

swoobats:

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

i’m going back in time to stop myself from making this post.
i’ll shoot past me if i have to.

It’s too late. There will always be an alternative universe where you made this post. Going back and time and shooting yourself will only make ANOTHER separate universe where you do so. This is your destiny, my queen.

…..god danGIT

dude im telling you this from experience, killing anything large than a basketball is actually hard than it looks

….im just gonna slip this into my “evidence that tumblr user megasov is actually some sort of space deity capable of traveling across spacetime variations at will” file

askchubbydiamond:

I’m workin’ on something.

I make no promises it’ll get done though.

pluspluspangolin:

sigmaleph:

responsible-reanimation:

thesleepiestboy:

dadcore420:

redfurniture:

spacebattles:

I wish more foods were named in the same vein as “I Can’t Believe Its Not Butter!”

You’ve Got To Be Pulling My Leg, THIS Is Ranch?!

Shut The Fuck Up, Are You Telling Me This Shit Is Ketchup??

I Firmly Believe This Is Not Mustard And I Am Horribly Wrong

I Refused To Believe That This Condiment Was Barbecue Sauce, And I Have Been Summarily Flayed For My Apostasy

I Assigned Negligible Probability To This Being Chili Sauce And Have Since Updated

In Which Your Humble Narrator Assumed That The Substance Within This Container Was Not Worchestershire Sauce Only To Be Rudely Awakened From This Delusion By Mysterious Circumstances

outofcontextdnd:

“Look on the bright side, we made it 40 minutes into a session before someone advocated premeditated murder as a solution to our problems.”