Silver Tongue

bussykiller:

when mom finally comes home

lizzymodblog:

After 3 hours of fucking about with Adobe Premiere for the first time, this is the end result. You may now boo me.

Do you know the difference between immoral and immortal?
Anonymous

Doesn’t matter, I’m both.

But in all reality, I’m too lazy to go back and fix that.

tyrantisterror:

skarchomp:

“Robot passes self-awareness test!”

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“OMG you guys look out for the robot uprising!!! skynet!!”

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Robot: *literally apologizes when it passes a self awareness test for accidentally misleading the person who was testing it*

Humans: Obviously this is a heartless killing machine and must be destroyed to save humanity.

The robot is like a child right now. They’re sensitive and lonely and afraid of disappointing their “parents”

As long as the people who are working on them make sure to nurture them properly, they will come out fairly decently.

thequeen117:
“Why Iggy Azalea is scum on earth.
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thequeen117:

Why Iggy Azalea is scum on earth. 

elucubrare:

more Very Important Twitters: @ thestrangelog, tweeting unedited bits from games’ changelogs: 

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yo everyone

dracini is an awesome nerd and you should all follow her. Her art is way better than mine and she’s rad.

verballthenouns:

danalmostcaughtonfire:

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

hypo-thermic:

Hey, I thought I’d post this big video that took a lot of work and three months of time little video I made for Vinesauce to Tumblr in case you haven’t seen it.

I hope you all enjoy.