Silver Tongue
Ditto’s complaint box #893

dittoprize:

Who is this “Princess Sparkle”? Where’d she suddenly come from? I heard her brother married Celestia’s niece. If marrying royalty means your entire family gets a boost in magical power, I’m gonna go marry some distant relative and rule my own kingdom.

of-monsters-and-bara:

“hey i really like your oc can i draw–”

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The Signs after they die

thedenofravenpuff:

pyrodarknessanny:

thisishowyouzodiac:

Aries: Poltergeist 

Taurus: Zombie

Gemini: Hell Queen

Cancer: Banshee

Leo: Angel

Virgo: Hella Glittery Vampire

Libra: Libras don’t die.

Scorpio: Ghost doin the most

Sagittarius: They respawn  

Capricorn: Skeleton

Aquarius: Alien

Pisces: They go that big fishbowl in the sky

banshee .. i can live with that 

Hell Queen

Awwwwww yeeaaaah~

Awe yeah, I’m immoral!

kilalabunnies:
“rainbowmod:
“askalaiziathebluewitch:
“askdatbadger:
“pasteldaemon:
“someone750-:
“homebasered:
“samsonworks:
“hanzaisha-sukamu:
“kingpelleas:
“huhforaliving:
“theeldritchdreamer:
“sj-escria:
“sutera-san:
“blackmambafang:
“capitalism-is...

kilalabunnies:

rainbowmod:

askalaiziathebluewitch:

askdatbadger:

pasteldaemon:

someone750-:

homebasered:

samsonworks:

hanzaisha-sukamu:

kingpelleas:

huhforaliving:

theeldritchdreamer:

sj-escria:

sutera-san:

blackmambafang:

capitalism-is-bae:

luckylapras:

asksakuyathemaid:

zandhand:

chronicallyace:

jayisahomogay:

dawnwindlazuli:

miss-misanthropist:

the-anticlimactic:

thegreatgadfly:

Dragon Buttsex.

Harry Potter and prisoner of buttsex

Skyrim: Legendary Buttsex

Um… Buttsex

Baten Buttsex

Harvest Buttsex

Super Mario 3D Buttsex

well damn.

Call of Duty: Buttsex Ops.

Pokémon Alpha Buttsex

The Elder Scrolls buttsex

Fire Emblem buttsex

Kingdom Buttsex

Final Fantasy Type-Buttsex

Final Fantasy XV: Episode Buttsex.

i see no difference here

Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Buttsex.

Shin Megami Tensei: Buttsex

Skybuttsex or Buttsexblazer

Super Smash Buttsex

Assassins Creed IV: Black Buttsex

Buttsex.drive

Dragon’s Buttsex

Elite: Buttsex
Like I’d do it any other way?

Gem Craft: chasing Butsex ….. part 1

Jet set buttsex

Animal buttsex

Mine buttsex

yo
1. selfie
2. what would you name your future kids?
3. do you miss anyone?
4. what are you looking forward to?
5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?
6. is it hard for you to get over someone?
7. what was your life like last year?
8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?
9. who did you last see in person?
10. are you good at hiding your feelings?
11. are you listening to music right now?
12. what is something you want right now?
13. how do you feel right now?
14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?
15. personality description
16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn't?
17. opinion on insecurities.
18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?
19. have you ever been to New York?
20. what is your favourite song at the moment?
21. age and birthday?
22. description of crush.
23. fear(s)
24. height
25. role model
26. idol(s)
27. things i hate
28. i'll love you if...
29. favourite film(s)
30. favourite tv show(s)
31. 3 random facts
32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?
33. something you want to learn
34. most embarrassing moment
35. favourite subject
36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?
37. favourite actor/actress
38. favourite comedian(s)
39. favourite sport(s)
40. favourite memory
41. relationship status
42. favourite book(s)
43. favourite song ever
44. age you get mistaken for
45. how you found out about your idol
46. what my last text message says
47. turn ons
48. turn offs
49. where i want to be right now
50. favourite picture of your idol
51. starsign
52. something i'm talented at
53. 5 things that make me happy
54. something thats worrying me at the moment
55. tumblr friends
56. favourite food(s)
57. favourite animal(s)
58. description of my best friend
59. why i joined tumblr
60. ask me anything you want
Which mom would be a better mom

The one who teaches their kid not to use future sight for personal gain or the one who let’s their kid summon demons and shit?

If platinum made of Power Rangers game I would play the shit out of it

Has anyone made an AU blog yet where it’s crystal jamie instead of the crystal gems?

clientsfromhell:

Client: I tried to buy the domain name I wanted but it was already taken, so I had to buy another one with a hyphen in it. What are we going to do about this? I don’t want a hyphen in my domain name.

Me: I thought you bought it last year? Do you no longer own it?

Client: Yeah I still own it.

Me: Well you can’t buy it again because it’s already taken by you.