Today in the park I was walking my dog and there was this other girl walking her poodle. She was really pretty and very very nice. Our dogs played for a little while. And then her poodle squatted and pooped, and when she leaned down to pick it up a dude started yelling obscenities about how he’d like to put his dick in her ass.
She got up and literally threw the bag of warm poop at him.
It hit him in the face.
I got to witness that. This might be the best day of my life.
I’ve noticed that Minion bath products are a thing, and that many of them are banana-scented.
The fragrance used to impart a banana scent is called isoamyl acetate. Isoamyl acetate is also an alarm pheromone in bees. It’s released when a bee stings something/someone, prompting other bees to sting the same target.
The Minion shampoo has mysteriously infiltrated my house, and my youngest sibling (the only one who uses it) has not been stung since its appearance, but I wouldn’t count on anecdotal evidence…
If you have an allergy to bee stings, I strongly recommend choosing a different scent.
I’m a chemist and I found out I’m allergic to bees after working with isoamyl acetate and being stung twice on my way home from work. Do not use isoamyl acetate as a fragrance and especially not on children, which Minions are marketed to.
Please please please not on children. This is a lawsuit waiting to happen.
with steven universe cosplay revving up to be a big thing in the coming cons, a piece of advice from your friends who survived 2011-12 homestuck con hell: SEAL YOUR GOD DAMN BODY PAINT
Real funny how you bronies antagonize the shit out of the SU fandom for only looking after it’s own fans vulnerable to your fandom’s bullshit. Yeah. SU fandom’s recent behavior is WAAY worse than bronies making pony porn of a disabled fan who got a cameo in the show to spite him and his family who asked those assholes not to. Yeah no. Go fuck yourselves bronies. You don’t get to put the spotlight on us considering the huge amount of bullshit you’ve all done over the years, longer than SU fans.
Well said. I approve of this response completely.
Watch the video, don’t just read the text.
This was a wonderful response. Absolutely perfect.
I’ve been seeing a lot of posts recently where the SU fandom screws up on one thing or another. And literally the main response is ‘Fix it! We don’t want to be like the bronies!” As if we’re the gum on their shoes.
Stop making this a war. No one wins this kind of fight. Stop comparing fandoms.
“there’s no such thing as a good war”
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Imagine of everyone on tumblr got together in one event and discussed fandom things and met their friends irl for the first time. It would end up terrible.
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Protect them from what?
Lesbian trans girls and gay trans boys face a lot more stigma from both the LGBT+ community and society than other trans people for a number of reasons on top of the stigma and and dangers trans people already face, most often with questions such as “why not just be a straight girl or boy” or people outright telling them that they are faking being trans under the assumption that you cannot be transgender and gay at the same time, as gender and sexuality are very different things and completely different concepts.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
