oldassbaby:

[aziz ansari voice] nooooooooooooooo

dajo42:

nonbinerdy:

dajo42:

im gonna steal pluto and bring it back here so we can have two moons

What about Charon. Then we could have THREE moons for the price of one.

of course, we can’t separate pluto from its moons that would be tragic, we’ll have our moon and then plutomoon and then pluto’s moons will be plutomoon’s moons and everything will be great there’ll be so many rocks in the sky

Finally, we can have a real moonmoon

mrrepzion:

First time logging in to PlayStation online network in 8 months I’m a stud with cancerlol

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kelpiesnshit:

Look how freaking adorable this little guy is omg I want all of them

I WANT A TINY BORIS TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND THE SNOW GOLEM

lettersfromdean:

dyamirityofthelord:

okay my teacher wanted a story that’s gonna shock him

so i wrote him a cute little story about a couple fletcher and mia falling in love

and the last sentences of story are

“so… what is your full name? i mean what is mia short for?”

“michael”

because my teacher is kinda homophobic, i am gonna force him into enjoying a fluffy love story with no gender pronouns and well what a shame you liked a story about a gay couple sorry man

don’t even apologize

pdwoozi2-deactivated20180415:

“This is gonna be goooood.”

What game is it?

no game in particular. 

skerples:

theprettiestroseinandromeda:

a-random-mod:

Here’s my gemsona. Sphene.

Based off of this gem.

Sphene

Another ugly ass thing

I love her outfit! I wanna sew it. :3

Actually, this is her final design

seans-infected-retinas:

howidiotic:

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

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