When people misinterpret the Bible it’s always “Gays are bad you have to forgive me even though I’m an asshole” like
Why does no one ever misinterpret the violent parts of the Bible
“That’s Arson” “Yes” “That’s illegal” “If God could burn down all of Sodom I can roast this bitch’s ass”
“Fight me” “You realize that would count as assaulting a police officer” “Jesus said not to fear those who persecute you, fight me” “Didn’t Jesus also say to pray for those who persecute you?” “FIGHT ME MOTHERFUCKER”
“You’ve got to stop doing this” “Genesis 9:7
Now be fruitful and multiply, and populate the earth” “That does not mean have an orgy every Friday” “Fuck you”
“That’s a mean prank!” “Your point?” “You can’t just let loose an entire box of spiders in the house of someone you don’t like!” “Moses sent 10 plagues on assholes he didn’t like, and I’m not even killing anyone. Don’t tell me what to do.”
“Eye for an eye, and tooth for a motherfuckin’ tooth bitches” “Didn’t Jesus say to turn the other cheek?” “EYE FOR A MOTHERFUCKING EYE BITCH”
“You cannot win that fight” “Yes I fucking can” “There are like 20 of them, you can NOT win that fight” “In Judges 7 they were 300 against 120,000 and they still fucking won I’m fucking doing this” “You’re going to die.”
“IF SOLOMON HAD SEVEN HUNDRED WIVES SO CAN I”
Like there are so many ways to misinterpret the Bible. Why isn’t this one of them.
“video games linked to adhd” gee i wonder why ppl with adhd would be drawn to an interactive medium that fully engages your brain and gives your hands something to do at the same time. it is a mystery
The hoax was announced by British astronomer Patrick Moore, which made it all the more convincing. One woman even said that she and 11 friends had been “wafted from their chairs and orbited gently around the room.”
In 2014 and 2015, there were articles that reported
the same phenomenon, calling it ‘’Zero G Day.’
Slender, prideful character grows extremely jealous of a short, space-themed man who’s never actually been to space and has seemingly replaced the former in the heart of someone important to them.
No you don’t understand how frustrated I am that we always depicted the Apostles as old men, especially when it comes to during-Jesus-alive stuff.
They were probably late teens to early 20s, given the time and the description and some Biblical passages.
They were not ancient old men with long beards and wrinkles at the Last Supper.
They were young adult rebels with a cause.
where my punk-rock apostles at
I can’t remember where, but the bible says that Jesus was the only one who was old enough to pay the temple tax required by Jewish law, none of the disciples had hit that age. A quick google tells me that Jewish men pay it from the age of 20 - all of the disciples were teenagers.
Not all of them! Matthew 17:24-27 addresses the issue of the temple tax, in which Jesus tells Peter to get a four-drachma piece from a fish’s mouth to account “for my tax and yours”. In addition, Peter is the only person directly mentioned to have a mother-in-law; Jesus heals her in according to three accounts (Matthew 8:14-17, Mark 1:29-31, and Luke 4:38).
So! The “Disciples were ancient old men with long beards and wrinkles" factoid is actually just statistical error. The average disciple was under 20. Simon Peter, who lived with his mother-in-law and his fishing boat and payed the temple tax was an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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