Silver Tongue

asukalangley420:

kinda weird how theres been like 1000 posts about how awful and disgusting the su fandom is but i havent seen Any for fandoms like gravity falls which are literally Filled To The Brim with pedophiles and incest shippers but whatever theres no way that a show thats mostly watched by lgbt+ ppl and women is treated differently on this site :) right?

Well the mlp fandom was treated the same way but yeah…

My name is Anon Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die
Anonymous

scraps-is-busy:

Does that make me the six-fingered man? GASP!? Does that make me…

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THE AUTHOR OF THE JOURNALS!?

My brother

the-captains-on-shore-leave:

minafi:

there is a joke here I swear

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sassymccoy:

just-shower-thoughts:

What really blows my mind is that NASA is able to receive data from a 4.67 billion miles far away spacecraft, while i lose wifi signal once i move to the kitchen

#@nasa what’s ur wifi password

nitashinori:
“dazhaz:
“scarliestrallen:
“this is my future
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Yeah, but did you hear about this?
The audience member was catcalling all the female actresses and then started shouting homophobic remarks at one of the actors. That’s how the fight...

nitashinori:

dazhaz:

scarliestrallen:

this is my future

Yeah, but did you hear about this?
The audience member was catcalling all the female actresses and then started shouting homophobic remarks at one of the actors. That’s how the fight started, and after the audience member was removed from the premise, the actors carried on as if nothing happened.

that makes it even better

Child: Mommy why did you freeze all my toys in ice, what am I supposed to get them out with, I want to play with my dinosaurs
Suburban Mom: frankly that's not really my problem, I'm going to drink a soda and you're gonna sit here and either wait for this to melt or break them out of there
Child: Dad please
Suburban Dad: it builds character

mindcrankismycommander:

herbaby:

Parents magazine August 2015

Just fucking freeze their toys fucking show those little shits

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bees-bees-fear:

socialjust-ish:

durkin62:

filenames:

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Where you see a broken physics engine, I see the Nordic space program. 

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The interesting thing about this - at least for me, and from what I’ve heard - is why exactly this happens.

Basically the physics engine Skyrim uses turns any additional damage dealt after death into motion. So if you had 100 health, and someone hit you for 101 damage, you’d fly a little bit further than if you were just hit for 100. Likewise, getting hit for 200 when you only have 100 would send you pretty far back. As far as I know, the “Fus Roh Dah” shout basically translates all (or 99%) of your damage into momentum.

So what happens here is basically the giants are just hitting you for absolutely astronomical amounts of damage, and you’re hitting the ground and then bounding back up. It’s such a weird string of events.

Astronomical