Silver Tongue
bastille-demon:
“I’m really glad that yellowtail will be home for christmas
”

bastille-demon:

I’m really glad that yellowtail will be home for christmas

cerealmonster15:

ask-blu-loser:

apothecariansleuth:

nonbinary-dave:

roboblushies:

nonbinary-dave:

itsadonigma:

nonbinary-dave:

rwwbyy:

itsadonigma:

nonbinary-dave:

WE

are the gemstones

We’ll always save the day

and steven

That’s why the human species of this planet

and steven

and steven

and

we can’t

Granite
Amsterdam
Pear

Lion

marvxel:

james-wessley:

kanthia:

stitch-n-time:

thing-for-ferryboats:

sirl33te:

asexualmagneto:

danray002:

simaraknows:

gilbertbielschmidt:

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.

raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death

during the Ottoman Empire, the Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after ONE of them slept with another man.

The earths carbon levels fell by 700 million tons because Genghis Khan killed so many people

King James (the one known for revising the Bible) liked to watch women give birth. That’s where the “tradition” of women laying on their backs to give birth comes from.

Previous to that it was common for women to have chairs with holes in them and straw underneath, so they could sit on this special chair and let gravity help with the birthing process.

Spicy foods were thought to increase libido and cause children to masturbate. To prevent kids from touching themselves at night, a man named Kellogg invented the blandest combination of cereals, marketed it at kids, and called it Corn Flakes

At the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War, a small group of Union soldiers had run out of ammo against a large group of the Confederate Army. In a panic, the Union soldiers sprinted at them, screaming, with only bayonets drawn. The entire Confederate Army that was present turned and ran away in fear, not knowing that they had literally no ammunition.

When the Roman Emperor Caligula went to invade Britain he stood on the coast of Gaul with his army and suddenly declared war on Neptune, God of the Sea. He had his men collect sea shells from the shore as “spoils from the Ocean”.

Oh and he appointed his horse to the senate.

I Just Realized Something

uovoc:

tea-and-tipulidae:

Ford said he needed help from someone he could “trust”.  Someone he could trust?

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“Bill has proven himself to be one of the friendliest and most(?) trustworthy individuals that I’ve ever encountered in my life.”

Then he later wrote, “TRUST NO ONE!”

Then he called Stan.

these are happy tears

tangarang:

lorenzoes:

???????????????

8)

Waaahhhh

samphonia:
“Time to commit a death penalty crime and be removed from this Earth
”
deyogee

samphonia:

Time to commit a death penalty crime and be removed from this Earth

deyogee

theludisin:

silver-fang-legend:

mariowiki:

The “only fusions have colored pupils” theory is dead

what if sapphire is two even TINIER lesbians

garnet is actually a gay matryoshka doll

stop-hammerkind:

ballpointpun:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

that feature sounds like a real life saver

booooooo

death-limes:

egberts:

the Steven universe fandom right now is exactly what the homestuck fandom was in 2012 and it is so weird to watch this happen again

  • overly complicated theories and analyses
  • fights about orientation, body type, and race headcanons
  • negative reviews being left on actual products/services in response to a fictional reference (the Pony Pals books for HS; the Keystone Motel for SU)
  • Trollsonas/Gemsonas
  • a whole generation of kids suddenly knows a lot about an obscure topic (signs of the zodiac for HS; gemstones for SU)
    • and anything related to said topic is henceforth mistaken for a reference to the fandom
  • Nicki Minaj as a powerful alien babe with giant hair

thallknot:

girls who think lesbians are weird but spend their whole day reading gross yaoi fanfiction and crying over their favorite gay otp are just as disgusting as homophobic boys who watch lesbian porn