Silver Tongue

applespine:

thehiddentriforce:

yandere-dono:

thehiddentriforce:

itsspookytoremember:

You know what? I’m pretty smart

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I should be on the…………..

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Honour Roll

Your Zuko costume’s pretty good, but your scar’s on the wrong side.

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Tumblr-user thehiddentriforce will forever carry dishonor with them.

For everyone who completely missed it, allow me to be less subtle:

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who’s the one carrying eternal dishonour now?

Well, it would still be OP. he hasn’t gotten the avatar yet.

Like ten minutes later probably
Amethyst: Hey Rose, you'll never guess what we did today!!!
Rose: What did you do?
Pearl: Amethyst-
Amethyst: We found some humans on a boat and told them to BEAT IT!
Rose: You WHAT
Pearl: We didn't tell them to "BEAT IT" we simply informed them that the area is too treacherous-
Rose: So you sent them away?! In THIS STORM?!
Pearl: No, we didn't-
Garnet: Yes, we did.
Rose: That is IT everyone GET IN THE FUSION we are GOING TO GET THEM, RIGHT NOW.

buffysummersociety:

untexting:

int3rr0bang:

hands0me—jackass:

utsuroichijo:

murasaki-me:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

shybairnsget-nowt:

americas-liberty:

Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why

Wow that is depressing. 

okay but is that michelle’s fault for pushing for healtheir lunches or is it school districts’ faults for cutting corner by cutting calories but not making lunch any healthier?

let’s look into it.

^^^Agreed. She is trying. School boards aren’t.

Yeah that looks like some of exactly the same shit they served when I was in highschool but less of it.

DO NOT BLAME MICHELLE OBAMA FOR THIS SHIT.

Her heart is in the right place. This isn’t what she means by healthier lunches. She wants healthier options NOT less food.

Blame the school boards who’d rather take away food to spend less money because adding healthier foods costs more.

I reblogged for the commentary about school districts cutting corners

Same ^

The other alternative (what my school did) was to by healthier food that’s still really cheap. And the thing is, cheap healthy food tastes even more like garbage than the stuff they were serving before. This year I didn’t even buy lunch half the time because trying to eat it made me gag.

textsbetweengems:
“And that’s the story of how the Beach City Shooting Range had to be rebuilt
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textsbetweengems:

And that’s the story of how the Beach City Shooting Range had to be rebuilt

soloontherocks:

timetogoblackandgold:

soloontherocks:

“Why would you watch women’s sports, the players are terrible–”

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No man has ever scored a midfield goal in the World Cup Finals 

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Originally posted by confessions-of-a-girl-gamer

adurot:

zedrin-maybe:

adurot:

hungry-hobbits:

50shades-of-blue:

zerotounfinity:

matt-tosh:

If Steven ever fuses with Amethyst I want the fusion to be voiced by markiplier.

And if Steven ever fuses with Pearl I want that to be voiced by Thomas Sanders.

Honestly if Steven fused with Garnet I want them to be voiced by Cr1TiKaL

“Hey everyone it’s me, a Cr1TsTaL gem, and welcome to me being a fucking fusion. Alright let’s do this.”

zedrin-maybe

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N57qAj4Vc0

Yeeeeessssss…. Good.

If steven fuses with ruby, it should be voiced by jacksepticeye

gem-power:

willrockyourworlddragonslayer:

benepla:

i’m getting dangerously to just making amvs

anyways im never finishing this take it

NEVER HIT THAT REBLOG BUTTON SO FAST IN MY FUCKING LIFE

where the fuck did the song come from

That song is “left brain right brain” by Bo Burnham

upyourcactus:

jay-oracle:

okay but imagine.

young greg, now living in beach city, recognizing vidalia on the street and talking to her

imagine greg comforting vidalia when she realizes she’s pregnant with marty’s baby

imagine greg pooling what little money he has to help Vidalia buy baby supplies

imagine greg pacing in the waiting room while vidalia’s in labor

imagine greg babysitting little baby sour cream when vidalia desperately needs some rest and time for herself

imagine greg showing baby sour cream to the gems and rose quartz absolutely falling in love with the tiny creature

imagine sour cream being the reason that rose decided she wanted a baby

imagine

imagine the reason Sour Cream loves to create music is because of Greg

can we please see some crystal gems with little sour cream?

A morbid head cannon

betty-the-beehive-mod:

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Gems are powerful suckers right?

Like even if you ‘kill’ one, they just retreat into that gem of theirs. Unless you destroy the rock too, or at least crack it, they’ll just reform again in a new body.

So… imagine if someone swallowed one whole. A person would explode out of another person.

Or if you kept the gem locked up in a tiny box. Would the gem still poof and mutate into something that’d fit the size of that box? Or just instantly die each time and just try and wait it out until someone takes that gem out of the box?

And on another note

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Pearl (and Amethyst) seem to be the most prone to ‘death’.

What if they don’t get unlimited poofs? What if gems only have a certain number of ‘lives’ they can have and they’re both running through them all like hot cakes?

What if a gem dies dies, and their rock turns all dull and stoney?

I think if a gem finally dies, their gem would turn to dust.

As for the box one, I think they would just expload the box or be trapped and build their new body around it depending on the material like White Diamond and the pyramid temple or Lapis and the mirror