Silver Tongue

e-the-village-cryptid:

anarchy-kisses:

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Hey guys!! A bit late on this but the person who created the (good) lesbian pride flag is selling merch!! This is basically official lesbian merch!! The CEO of Lesbians deserves support! Show some support!!

@ people in the notes saying she’s ace/transphobic: no she is not!!! here is a screenshot of a q & a she did about this flag: 

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[ID: Question: who is your flag for? Answer: lesbians. all lesbians. including trans lesbians, ace lesbians, nonbinary lesbians, he/him lesbians. lesbians. /End ID]

valarhalla:

valarhalla:

Look, I wasn’t in charge of writing the script for The Mummy (1999), and I’m not saying I could do better, but if I hypothetically had been, there would definitely have been a seen that went like this:

Evie, tied up and about to be sacrificed by demons: “RICK, YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO READ THE INSCRIPTION. I NEED YOU TO FIND THE SIGN THAT SAYS  “DBT”.”

RICK: WHICH ONE IS “DBT”

EVIE: IT’S THE CRESTED HOOPOE SIGN

RICK: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHICH ONE THE CRESTED HOOPOE IS

EVIE: IT LOOKS LIKE THE LAPWING ONLY THE LAPWING’S HEAD IS POINTIER THAN THE CRESTED HOOPOE’S. I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU’D REVISED THIS?

RICK: NOT IN THAT KIND OF DETAIL. I IGNORED THE BIRDS

EVIE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU “ IGNORED THE BIRDS”

*Demons start chanting

EVIE: WELL YOU’RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO HURRY UP RICK. IS THERE A SIGN THAT LOOKS LIKE THE LAPWING BUT WITH A POINTIER HEAD

RICK: THERE’S ONE HERE THAT LOOKS LIKE A VULTURE BUT WITH LONGER LEGS AND A POINTY HEAD?

EVIE: ALL THE VULTURES HAVE POINTY HEADS RICK

RICK: YEAH BUT THIS ONE’S POINTIER

EVIE: THAT’S NOT A VULTURE, THAT’S AN OSTRICH

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xxtc-96xx:

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when they find exactly what they’re looking for

(sorry not the most interesting page, which is why it’s posted today. Also yes I slapped in anime BGs)

rem-ir:

lunchablesdulac:

rem-ir:

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Yesterday I tried to @here in a discord server to see who online wanted to play games but I accidentally atted the whole he/him role :/

masc4masc game night

masc vs masc

xxtc-96xx:

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I’m sure this will only lead to happy things

corpsentry:

you’ve been here before, haven’t you?

cryptidmax:

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You look like you’ve seen a ghost~

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marlborodean:

omniscientoranges:

omniscientoranges:

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I feel like i’m restoring 1700s era grimey smoke-damaged paintings when I do this

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this is what I mean

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rixeramis:

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