Silver Tongue

saviik-do-keizaal:

Me, inside the Sky Haven Temple: So, what do you need me to do again?

Delphine: Kill Paarthurnax.

Me, shoving sweet rolls into my inventory: I have to get home, right now, immediately.

fuckyeavanity:

team-joebama:

fuzzy-purple-lights:

team-joebama:

i just watched this five times in a row

The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.

reblog for those who’d wondered if he’d won

i need to meet their parents.

frenchcatmiaouw:
“mordor is officially billions of miles away, i guess you could say
one simply does not walk into mordor
”

frenchcatmiaouw:

mordor is officially billions of miles away, i guess you could say

one simply does not walk into mordor

fangpony:
“a-random-mod:
“coffeegleek:
“amidnightradio:
“purple-inukshuk:
“liberallogic101:
“ spacious-infinity:
“ lovejoyjohnlock:
“ daniel-rosenfeld:
“ sunbleached-jacket:
“ c-a-bergamot:
“ redbloodedamerica:
“ liberallogic101:
“ #CommonCore This...

fangpony:

a-random-mod:

coffeegleek:

amidnightradio:

purple-inukshuk:

liberallogic101:

spacious-infinity:

lovejoyjohnlock:

daniel-rosenfeld:

sunbleached-jacket:

c-a-bergamot:

redbloodedamerica:

liberallogic101:

#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.

What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2. 

I’m taking fucking Calculus and I don’t get what the teacher is trying to do.

8+5=13. You can’t take 2 out of 5 and have 3 left over and just sitting in the side with nowhere to go. Math doesn’t work like that. AND, MR OR MRS TEACHER, YOU CERTAINLY CAN’T ADD 3 TO 8+2 BECAUSE YOU STILL GET 13

YOU ALREADY DID 8+2=10 YOU GOT 10 WHY DO YOU ADD 3?! YOU WON’T HAVE 10 ANYMORE YOU’LL HAVE 13

WHICH IS WHAT 8+5 IS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING EQUAL

GODDAMMIT

My post with 129,000 notes is back in my dash again

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

As a former math teacher, get me drunk and ask me about the Common Core. I’ll yell at you for like an hour.

And people wonder why homeschooling continues to grow in popularity. We want a far better, secular, education for our kids.

Even if you take 3 from 8 to make the question 5+5, there is still 3 left over and IT HAS TO GO SOMEWHERE YOU CAN’T JUST DELETE NUMBERS BECAUSE THAT’S BULLSHIT.

According to the teachers logic, any problem can equal any number without any reason why.

8+5=13

Edit: 8+(5-3+3)=13

       8+(2+3)=13

8+2+3=13

(8+2=10)+3=13

this is what the teacher is saying and I took IB Math Studies to understand this.

That is still stupid because it makes an otherwise simple problem needlessly complicated.

mysticbaconslice:

the-ice-castle:

stanley’s life in a nutshell

DELETE THIS

What a bromie, a miserable pile of secrets, but enought talk have at you
Anonymous
coffeegleek:
“amidnightradio:
“purple-inukshuk:
“liberallogic101:
“ spacious-infinity:
“ lovejoyjohnlock:
“ daniel-rosenfeld:
“ sunbleached-jacket:
“ c-a-bergamot:
“ redbloodedamerica:
“ liberallogic101:
“ #CommonCore This is how the Government gets...

coffeegleek:

amidnightradio:

purple-inukshuk:

liberallogic101:

spacious-infinity:

lovejoyjohnlock:

daniel-rosenfeld:

sunbleached-jacket:

c-a-bergamot:

redbloodedamerica:

liberallogic101:

#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.

What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2. 

I’m taking fucking Calculus and I don’t get what the teacher is trying to do.

8+5=13. You can’t take 2 out of 5 and have 3 left over and just sitting in the side with nowhere to go. Math doesn’t work like that. AND, MR OR MRS TEACHER, YOU CERTAINLY CAN’T ADD 3 TO 8+2 BECAUSE YOU STILL GET 13

YOU ALREADY DID 8+2=10 YOU GOT 10 WHY DO YOU ADD 3?! YOU WON’T HAVE 10 ANYMORE YOU’LL HAVE 13

WHICH IS WHAT 8+5 IS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING EQUAL

GODDAMMIT

My post with 129,000 notes is back in my dash again

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

As a former math teacher, get me drunk and ask me about the Common Core. I’ll yell at you for like an hour.

And people wonder why homeschooling continues to grow in popularity. We want a far better, secular, education for our kids.

Even if you take 3 from 8 to make the question 5+5, there is still 3 left over and IT HAS TO GO SOMEWHERE YOU CAN’T JUST DELETE NUMBERS BECAUSE THAT’S BULLSHIT.

According to the teachers logic, any problem can equal any number without any reason why.

freakishfrollic:

vantasticmess:

thestarlesswanderer:

Being asexual is like being born without a sense of smell but everywhere you go people are spraying perfume in your face and when you ask them to stop and tell them it’s irritating and you can’t smell the perfume anyway they get huffy and respond with “Don’t lie to me; I can clearly see you have a nose. Everybody has a nose therefore everybody smells things and besides maybe you just haven’t found the right scent yet.” and then you want to scream

THATS IT THATS THE THING

i have anosmia (the inability to smell) and i am also ace, it’s literally the same thing and you would think its a joke that they don’t do that… but they do, it’s not even a stretch

cryaotic:

lunaomsol:

stonedcoldcatt:

mama-macabre:

Dear men,

Stop using “fat” as an insult when women reject you. In fact, stop being an asshole altogether.

Dear women,

Don’t let “fat” be an insult. You’re so much more than your body.

(Credit: byefelipe on Instagram)

Yesssss

Bless this 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Fuck these nerds.

Don’t fuck those nerds. That’s what they want.

I can't because mobile but yeah muse thing.