Silver Tongue

mommalalonde:

I feel like the SU crew didn’t like the fact that so many people didn’t think Ruby and Sapphire were romantically involved so they just sighed and rolled up their sleeves and were like let’s see you make THAT platonic now motherfuckers

Why are people named Steve so good with shields?

ruby hates tables tho what did they ever do to her
Anonymous

lizzymodblog:

elasticitymudflap:

they discriminate against her height

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cutiverse

drawendo:
“Please have this poorly cropped picture of Peridot Cactus to do stuff like this with
Have fun!
”

drawendo:

Please have this poorly cropped picture of Peridot Cactus to do stuff like this with

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Have fun!

peridoxic:

perdituus:

Pearl did not force Garnet to fuse with her.

Pearl did not force Garnet to fuse with her.

Pearl did not force Garnet to fuse with her.

PEARL MANIPULATED THE SITUATION SO THAT GARNET WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT PERIDOT REBUILT THE TOWER. 

Pearl manipulated the situation and tricked Garnet into fusing with her.

Pearl manipulated the situation and tricked Garnet into fusing with her.


Does this make her a shitty character? No.

Does this make her actions shitty? Hell Yes.

Stop asking for mental illness representation in media if you can’t handle the reality of mentally ill people making shitty decisions and unintentionally hurting the people they love the most.

Also fusion =/= sex. The crewniverse even said this. Stop making that fucking analogy.

classicsenthusiast:
“lemonsharks:
“star-anise:
“lemonsharks:
“classicsenthusiast:
“Ah, Greek mythology. I know thee well.
”
“I think we need a word for this, I mean really it just keeps happening.” ”
Actually, like, I don’t know any ancient Greek...

classicsenthusiast:

lemonsharks:

star-anise:

lemonsharks:

classicsenthusiast:

Ah, Greek mythology. I know thee well.

“I think we need a word for this, I mean really it just keeps happening.”

Actually, like, I don’t know any ancient Greek (except for English etymology) but I will bet you $50 it’s the equivalent of “treeify” and they just fucking went with it and now it sounds fancy.

IT GOT BETTER.
hornkerling
you took Greek, tell us, is this equivalent to “treeify”?

The word for tree in Greek is dendron (δένδρον), so yes, this is just the verbal form of the word “tree.”

STARS DO NOT WORK LIKE THAT! THE MOON DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT! YOU CANNOT SEE STARS THROUGH THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

STARS DO NOT WORK LIKE THAT! THE MOON DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT! YOU CANNOT SEE STARS THROUGH THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

hoofprint-is-spooky:

Apparently a pigeon saw people getting on a train and wanted to go to.

The pigeons then flew past my head when I tried to get on.

Did the pigeon pay for their ticket?

lizzymodblog:
“berrybasher:
“itsreallystupid:
“detko2:
“sixpenceee:
“This is a model of how many Earth’s can fit inside the sun.
”
Damn, that’s gotta be at least 12
”
Well you’re not wrong
”
I bet you could fit like 40 or 50 vans in there.
”
and only...

lizzymodblog:

berrybasher:

itsreallystupid:

detko2:

sixpenceee:

This is a model of how many Earth’s can fit inside the sun. 

Damn, that’s gotta be at least 12

Well you’re not wrong

I bet you could fit like 40 or 50 vans in there.

and only ONE Steve