Silver Tongue

underhuntressmoon:

thehumon:

For a moment I felt like I was in the Twilight Zone.

This is why I love my doctor.

just-shower-thoughts:

What if paper currency frequently changes appearance to prevent time travelers from going back in time and becoming rich?

It could easily be countered by opening up a bank account in the past and letting the money accumulate wealth via interest in teh future.

peridot-log-entries:

teratodentata:

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Jasper: Piccolo Mom

I don’t know when I realized I hated this comic but it was probably after the first EIGHT HOURS

OHHH! I’d love to think if Jasper ever joins the team, she’d be surprised on how Steven was never officially trained at all yet with his shield. She did say herself why “Rose” looked so weak when first meeting him! AHH imagine episodes with Jasper just training him with the other gems arguing it’s too much for him!

I like to think that yellow diamond would send forces to obliterate earth and all the gems on it including peridot and jasper and that’s what would lead them to work with the crystal gems.

nerd-in-converse:

quidditchconsent:

When I was in kindergarten a boy named Nick used to chase me around the playground, try to touch me in class, sit next to me even when I tried to get away from him, etc. He used to scream, “Do ya love me? Then kiss me, baby!” (He must have been quoting, but I have no idea what O.o)

All the grownups thought this behavior was adorable. My mom told me he liked me, and my teachers let him sit next to me every day when we sat on the ground for story time.

One day, Nick sat next to me as usual, and then he started tickling me. I am *extremely* ticklish–I collapsed into a flailing ball, laughing and screaming for him to stop. The teacher shushed us, but two seconds later Nick tickled me again. After this happened a few times, the helper teacher came over and banished *both* of us to the table where disruptive kids had to sit.

When I complained that *I didnt DO anything*, the helper teacher scowled and said, “you were encouraging him. Laughing and giggling and having a good old time.”

And this is why we need to start teaching consent and combatting rape culture and victim blaming *early*.

laughing when youre being tickled is actually a panic response

texasuberalles:

neoduskcomics:

Fandumb #72: Fun For Everyone (R.I.P. Mr. Iwata)

Updates Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Come find me on DeviantArt already. Seriously, you just have to click a button. I’m sorry, that sounded forceful.

Man, with all the soulless corporate bastards in the world, we had to lose a genuinely cool and decent guy who sincerely cared about his company and its workers and all of its customers. He can never be replaced, but we need as many more like him as we can get.

swaggin-potato:

bellereine-noire:

legendofserket:

shaleimp:

  • drake hit on nicki minaj and claimed he fell in love with her when they first met and invited her to get food with him and later on in the day he showed up at her door with food she took it and slammed the door in his face
  • nicki minaj called out steven tyler for making a racist comment and wouldn’t let it go until he publicly apologized to her
  • nicki minaj makes sure that when her younger relatives listen to her music that they listen to the clean version
  • when eminem used a homophobic slur in her song she was incredibly uncomfortable about it and spoke to several people in her music team about what she should do about it
  • she literally tried to give her fans instructions on how to make brownies on twitter
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  • I REALLY LOVE NICKI MINAJ

can i also just

  • she called out perez hilton, who put on his blog “that she told rihanna to sit her ass down” and she responded with “I AM SICK OF THE SHIT YOU PUT UP! DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THE SHIT YOU POST?”
  • when nicki minaj performed her first show the stage wasnt lightning properly and after the show she yelled at her team and the first thing that came out was “MY FANS STAYED OUT FROM 7 PM TO 1 AM TO SEE ME, THEY DONT DESERVE THIS”
  • one time after a show the crowd was so loud after a performance she went back out and performed in her robe
  • she put bacon in the microwave
  • even though lil wayne told her not to she bought him a brand new motorcycle with his name engraved on it
  • after the american idol q&a she stayed afterwards to talk to her fans and even pushed her security guard out of the way so she can get closer
  • when asked if she could donate to a can food drive she said no she couldnt because she didnt have any cans, but she felt so bad she donated $15,000
  • this face:
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Things people need to know about Nicki before they judge the shit outta her

thank you, an appreciation post for nicki minaj

krisdoodles:

It’s you and me, Pearl. Let’s fuse.

mxkvpoindexter-deactivated20170:
“Monday Funday, amirite???
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mxkvpoindexter-deactivated20170:

Monday Funday, amirite???

punlich:
“death-limes:
“savagepiss:
“WAIT A MINUTE. COMPUTER, ENHANCE.
ENHANCE FURTHER
. Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
It’s all coming together
”
Confirmed
” ”

punlich:

death-limes:

savagepiss:

WAIT A MINUTE. COMPUTER, ENHANCE.

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ENHANCE FURTHER

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. Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

It’s all coming together

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Confirmed