Silver Tongue

this-book-has-been-loved:

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Who has the key?

23 5-4-3-22-22-9-6-10 4-9-3-17-16 10-19-1 14-19-6-5-19-25 10-23-4-15-2-19
18-15-12-22-6-15-21-13 1-23-5-10'4 4-9-9 21-6-19-23-4-15-2-19
16-23-2-15-10-17 4-1-15-10-5 1-23-5 10-9-4 16-15-5 8-12-23-10
5-9 16-19 14-3-5-4 5-16-6-3-17-17-19-20 23-10-20 10-23-11-19-20 22-9-4-16 5-4-23-10

A STUBBORN TOUGH NEW JERSEY NATIVE
FILBRICK WASN’T TOO CREATIVE
HAVING TWINS WAS NOT HIS PLAN
SO HE JUST SHRUGGED AND NAMED BOTH STAN

Mabel has the key probably. She was wearing a sweater with a key on it fort he last two episodes

mudflaparts:

OKAY BUT I’M ALL HERE FOR RUBY SO CONSUMED WITH FEAR OF HER CRUSH ON SAPPHIRE BEING DISCOVERED THAT SHE COMPLETELY OVER-LOOKS THE NINETY MILLION FUCKING NEON SIGNS THAT SAPPHIRE IS IN LOVE WITH HER 100 FUCKING %

loveamongowls:

this link about “saying no to depression” has been going round on twitter and tonight i got really mad about it

starlightdancers:

thequantumqueer:

zmizet:

poopjokesanonymous:

barbieprivilege:

kamikazeruler:

azurea:

By Jean Jullien.

Visual representation on how we let technology ruin social interactions and pleasant experiences.

Me: *hates this*

why do baby boomers love to produce this “technology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch” garbage?

fuck THIS

I never see a cashier with an empty queue. Self-serve checkout machines make life GREAT for people with social anxiety or self conscious people. I get nervous that everyone is judging my weight. So when I do my monthly ice-cream, chocolate, and menstrual products run, I will do it with a fucking self-serve machine.

I’m happy seeing my friends take photos of their food. I like taking photos of my food. Because there is a chef in the back of the kitchen who works hard to plate things beautifully and in any other situation, people dive in immediately and ruin that image. We take photos to preserve that image and who the fuck knows, if I was the chef I would be digging through instagram hoping to see my plate on there. We’re celebrating someones hard work, work that is generally temporary.

And I don’t know what kind of friends you have, but if someone is taking a photo of their food, I’m not gonna bother talking to them until they’re done. Why would you try to have a conversation when someone is busy?? And it takes a few minutes, you can wait for someone who wants to perform a small act of creativity.

It’s nice to get likes on instagram. If you’re monogamous and on tinder, it’s not technology’s fault you’re contemplating cheating. What is SO BAD about having food delivered to your home? And is there anything wrong with having movies streaming instantly? No - but if you complain that Netflix takes up your life than be an adult and step back. It’s not technology’s fault that you have no self control.

Selfies are fun. Selfies are great. Your friend is a jerk if they don’t even take a minute to take of photo of you as well. Why do you care if people use technology around you on the subway? That makes me feel less self-conscious that people are staring or judging me. They can play their games, read, etc. Someone is occupied, why is that so wrong?

Your phone has a zoom option so you can record/photograph a concert? FUCKING good for you! 

And again. If your phone keeps you up, be an adult, get some self control and step back. 

Technology isn’t bad. You’re just upset with yourselves for having a lack of self-control. You hate that people connect through technology. And maybe, you just don’t like seeing people love themselves, enjoy life, and feel joy. That’s your problem, not technology’s.

i’ll just leave this here:

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this isnt new, this isnt technology’s fault. this is human fucking nature and stop pretending everyone used to talk in public transportation omg

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Gonna point this out there:

dust-finger:

In one of the articles on the FNAF 3 newspaper, it reads:

In real life I tend to have waking-nightmares, meaning that I walk in my sleep, etc. One night I dreamt that Bonnie was in the hall outside my door, as I jumped out of bed and rushed to hold the door shut. I discovered that the door was locked and it filled me with dread. In FNaF 1, when the doors don’t work, it means something is already in your office. So when I felt that the door was locked, I felt Bonnie was in my bedroom and was about to get me! Thankfully, I woke up.

One trailer later:

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Bonnie got in.

robustquestioner:

koalateav:

affurro:

trappedintranquility:

kitogic:

mayday-daywalker:

charlesoberonn:

arcadiagay:

add up the things you’ve done and put the total in the tags.

1. had sex: $10.00  
2. smoked: $3.00
3. got drunk: $7.00
4. went skinny dipping: $5.00
5. kissed someone of the opposite sex: $5.00
6. kissed someone of the same sex: $5.00
7. cheated on a test: $2.00
8. fell asleep in class $0.50
9. been expelled: $5.00
10. been in a fist fight: $10.00
11. given oral: $10.00
12. got oral: $10.00
13. prank called the cops: $3.00
14. stole something: $2.00
15. done drugs: $5.00
16. dyed your hair: $0.50
17. done something with someone older (like a few years): $3.00
18. went out with someone over 18 (if your under 18): $4.00
19. ate a whole thing of oreos: $0.50
20. cried yourself to sleep: $1.00
21. said you love someone but didnt mean it: $1.00
22. been in love: $4.00
23. got caught doing something that you shouldn’t have been doing: $1.00
24. went streaking: $4.00
25. got arrested: $5.00
26. made out with someone: $2.00
27. peed in the pool: $0.50
28. played spin the bottle: $1.00
29. done something you regret: $3.00

(via she-is-long-gone-deactivated201)

Ideas for Animal Crossing

forestcreep:

• When you’re on the start up bit, talking to Isabelle, she’ll say ‘Oh, and Mayor, there’s a new resident moving in soon, don’t forget to come to the town hall to help them!’
And you say hi and tell them, where to build their house!

• For a fee of 10,000 bells you can choose to ‘Pack up and move’ the campsite, three times maximum.

• More skin (permanent) colour options!!

• Longer hair

• The vanities and make up case can apply make up, they’d sell it at Shampoodle.

• To be able to rotate pwp’s.

• After you find 100 Ore rocks, the next time you load your mayors file, Isabelle will tell you to come down and pick up a Golden Pick Axe, which can smash the permanent rocks.

• You can talk to Isabelle and say ‘I’m having an Identity Crisis!’ and for 50,000 you can change your town name, or your mayors name.

• Celeste has her Observatory back.

• You can pick a villager for each save file to become a room mate,and they could rearrange the furniture.

• Gyroid section in the Museum.

• When you get all the badges from Phineas, He can ask to sell balloons in your town, like in City Folk.

• Villagers can go on holiday to the island and help out with mini games,

• When the villagers are on holiday you have to help look after their house, cleaning, and watering plants.

thebigt2000:

a-random-mod:

sueverything:

That’s right, Garnet and Pearl appear in Batgirl. Guess we know who DC ships.

yes because two people standing together totally makes them a couple.

LET THE SHIPPERS DREAM!!!!!

GARNET HAS BEEN CONFIRMED TO ONLY BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH GARNET. SHE IS LITTERALLY MADE UP OF TWO SPACE LESBIANS WHO DON’T WANT ANOTHER ROMANTIC PARTNER!

actualdogvines:

big dog loves smol friend

lemongogo:

stanley still has one more place he can go to after being kicked out of the mystery shack:

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