I have been quoting this tiktok for the past two weeks.
This bitch had like 5 accents
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“you’re a nice guy. (shifts to singsongy british accent) i’ll think about it maybe xo baybeoi uh oh eehjfgoi SHEND HIM KISSHEOIS. i didn’t know i would moive in with his missusWOOOOOT GET A LOIFE WE’RE LIVIN WITH HIS WOIFE like.. (disturbingly serene) what was i meant to do…? ehehehe. (sudden american accent) oh bitch oi seemBUHHURH BREAST KILLA?? mm. HEHEHEHEHEHE (back to british accent) she doied. that’s what she desehves. (sudden new yorker accent) this stoopid princess bitch has been fuckin goin against me since i downloaded this goddamn app. she’s like (peppa pig again) oih you’re heare? no problemm. an- oo OO OOOHOHOHOHOOO OHOHOHOHO HOHOHOWAAAAAAAAA!!!!! ….oh i was first heh!”
you’re a nice guy 👨💼! I’ll think 🤔 about it MAY-BEE🐝. X O 🤗💋 baybwee👶! UH OH here we go 🚀🚀🚀! SHENDS HIM KISSES😘😘😘! I didn’t know that I would move in with his Mrs.👰 WHUUT😲! GET A LIFE! You were living with his wife 👱♀️like what was I meant to do🤷♀️? Oh bitch 💃obviously- BUH HWUH BREASTKILLUH 🔪🙍♀️! Yeet ✌️! hehehehehehe 🤣🤣🤣🤣 she DIED 😵. It’s what she deserves 💁♀️. this STOOPID princess 👸 bitch 🐕 has been fuckin goin against me since I downloaded this goddamn app 📱. She’s like, “OH yaw here, no PRAWBlem!” eh OO OO 😮OOOoOooOO 😩😩😩😩OOOOoo 😱oOO😱oooo 😱O😱😱OO😱OOO WHAAAAAA🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 Oh I was first heh!🥇🏆
Au where danny is technically king but no one bothers to tell him that and once they find out he doesnt know it becomes a game of how long can they keep this from him
They need him to sign some important documents so they slip them into his homework. Danny doesn’t notice. They need him to resolve an argument. Danny resolves it and doesn’t notice. One ghost straight up appears and calls Danny “my king” and Danny is so freaking sleep deprived he DOESNT NOTICE.
Sam: Danny where have you been all day we couldn’t reach you
Danny: oh i was in the ghost zone helping Dora move a ton of stuff to this new castle it was pretty cool
Sam: ? is she moving?? doesn’t she already have a perfectly good castle and kingdom???
Danny: yah but she said she’s gonna be just an advisor at this new one a few days a week, she told me i can visit her those days if i need anything
Danny: also you won’t believe this but she gave me a whole wing to myself, she said they had the space… i think she must be lonely because there was already a whole wardrobe in my size and the whole thing just screamed ‘please come visit often’, that kinda vibe yanno
Danny: also she said i can bring you and Tuck next week to this awesome event, we can bring as many weapons and explosives as we want because the whole ghost zone will be bulldozing pariah’s castle down for the 3 year anniversary and the flashiest one wins a prize
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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