Silver Tongue

twofingerswhiskey:

i just saw a video of someone harassing kids near a minions display and it was really fucking horrible so:

don’t fucking harass kids for liking minions

they are children

it’s something that makes them happy

it’s okay to hate on minions

just don’t fucking scream at or harass kids for liking minions stuff

same goes for anything really (frozen, angry birds, MLP, etc)

don’t be a douche to kids in public for internet points it’s not funny 

bees-bees-fear:

zerotide:

moxxis:

vinesnow:

what is aim - more vines

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You don’t need to be a better shot, you just need to fire more bullets.

I’m pretty sure anything on the other end of that is super dead

A werewolf would survive unless they are all silver

sandandglass:

Why? With Hannibal Buress s01e01

disneyforprincesses:

Disney Ladies + Science (& “Science”). Thanks to our followers for ideas.

edwadrules2:
“fangirlvlogs:
“Look at her eyebrows the one on her right/ your left does a 360 hahahhahahha
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Holy shit
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edwadrules2:

fangirlvlogs:

Look at her eyebrows the one on her right/ your left does a 360 hahahhahahha

Holy shit

lizzymodblog:

lizzymodblog:

a good way to think up online usernames is to randomly pick products from an IKEA catalogue

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Ah yes, the great norse mths. Thor, Fenrir, Jormungandr and FUCKING GNARP

ghost-anus:

yeffyaboyuice:

Do you ever look at porn and be like “Yep…that was drawn for the male gaze.”

Do you ever look at boy on boy porn and be like “Yep…that was drawn for the male gays.”

 - how to pronounce pepsi

puppetere:

wouldn’t that just change everything?