Silver Tongue

snapeismylord:

just-shower-thoughts:

There are two things many college students want: free education and legalization of pot. Compromise by legalizing and taxing the purchases of marijuana, then direct the tax money into colleges nationwide. Problem solved.

@berniesanders here’s an idea

ramon-salamander:

ghostbuggy:

what’s cooler than cool????

absolute zero

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are you fucking serious

thekaibacorporation:

akaiftw:

THE 2016 MOVIE HAS SHOWN DETAILS FINALLY!! Rumor has it that Atem will show up õuõ let’s find out minna…

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Seems legit. 👌👌👌

life-writer:
“those pines twins are odd, don’t you think?
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life-writer:

those pines twins are odd, don’t you think?

boys-and-suicide:

Do you ever think about an old internet friend you used to talk with every day and now you don’t talk at all. It’s really sad and I miss it. 

myca-ruba:

cuntsman-sniper:

teddytrumpet:

septetteforaspookyprincess:

when you accidentally step on a bee

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Omfg

i don’t speak musician somebody translate this please

what the fuck does this mean

ghostofqueernessyettocome:

konkeydongcountry:

exeggcute:

universal pictures really dug themselves into a hole with the “minions flock to the biggest villain on the planet” thing because there’s no way to deny that minions must have worked for like, fascist italy or the mafia… but they made their bed so now they can lie in it

minions are directly responsible for every war crime and atrocity in human history

ok but it gets better (and by better i mean more horrifying)

apparently the minions retire to antarctica after the fall of napoleon, and only go back to minioning in 1968

which means the filmmakers conveniently avoided having the minions work for hitler, but in the process imply that, had they been around, they totally would have

Some guy was hitting on me at a restaurant
Him: so how old are you?
Me: 18, why?
Him: you're very pretty
Dad: man.. You're barking up the wrong tree, she's gay.
Him: no she's not
Dad: I told all my girls when they were little they could only date girls and she was the only one that listened. Have a nice day.
3du4rdo:
“grapejellyking:
“juicyfruitpunani:
“ociu:
“#DontJudgeChallenge goes terribly wrong for teenage Farrah Marshall of Pinellas Park, Florida when the teen attempting to do the YouTube challenge. The challenge calls for participants to mark...

3du4rdo:

grapejellyking:

juicyfruitpunani:

ociu:

#DontJudgeChallenge goes terribly wrong for teenage Farrah Marshall of Pinellas Park, Florida when the teen attempting to do the YouTube challenge. The challenge calls for participants to mark their faces with “ugly markings” using make up or markers designed for the skin. Once the participant appears on camera with the undesireable, the participant then transitions into a more attractive person. The challenge has been heavily shared on social media and has been performed by thousands of people.

Unfortunately for Marshall, the challenge did not go as planned. The teen used a Sharpie permanent black marker and colored her entire face pitch-black. When the teen tried to wash the marker off of her face, the color would not fade. The teen then dialed 911 and was rushed to Northside Hospital. According to Marshall’s mother, Sarah, she will have to undergo skin graft surgery, removing skin from her back and buttocks to replace the skin on her face. “It’s truly a tragedy. Now her face is black forever all because of a stupid challenge. I hope kids learn from her mistake” says Sarah.

Sarah has set up a GoFundMe account to raise money to help her daughter fund the cost of surgery. Because Farrah will be having cosmetic surgery, it is unfortunately not covered by her health insurance.

I’m assuming the blackface meant the ugly part and then she would transition to a pretty white girl or sumting? Well that backfired and God is good.

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Originally posted by mrhankey

THATS WHAT HA LIL STUPIT ASS GET

This is so fucking fake lol. That picture is so old dude.

Sharpie washes right off of skin.