fuck-customers:

I got a talking to today because my manager had OKed that an older couple could go over the (very strict) limit on our back-to-school sales items and then not let me know about it, so when the customers came up to the counter and I told them there was a limit they flipped their shit and were rude and loud as they could be and threw the biggest stink ever and only THEN does my manager let me know that he’s OK-ed them to be over the sales limit of no more than 3 of each item. So I got yelled at by the customer, and reprimanded by my manager, for following the store sales rules while my manager didn’t see fit to inform me he’d bent them for this particular set of customers. fml

slimeportal:

rosexknight:

First the shit-ton of Blade Runner references in Rainbow Dash’s micro comic, and now the title “Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep” which is a parode of the book Blade Rummer was based off called “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?”

IDK, maybe it’s the same one clearly saw The Big Lebowski and decided to put a few characters in the show

complete with Jesus Quintana

who was suspiciously gone in the 100th episode

I’m not saying… I’m just saying…

They’ve been Canon since the cutie pox episode I believe.

the-ice-castle:

“oh but people can’t funkle with the grunkle he’s like 80 years old he’s very old and—”

ridge:

GO AWF

cummied:

dansinginthestreet:

jessandhersillyblog:

“Big gay” 

who is the big gay

boss battle

nenetlavril:

deducecanoe:

dark-pika:

back-before-the-dawn:

the-rain-monster:

villainsbar-blog:

Frollo, upon meeting Gaston for the first time. True story.

No ooone’s thick like Gaston/Moves those hips like Gaston/No one makes an old priest want some dick like Gaston

I choked on my drink

I’m in tears holy shit

I ship it

I have been laughing at this for 10 minutes.

maliciousmelons:

shan-aniki:

maliciousmelons:

who needs a smart phone when you can get the Z Phone

is that a bedazzled blackberry from like 2003

no its a fucking Z Phone

yungterra:

scatteringstarslikesprinkles:

yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

In other news, my boyfriend’s perfect hair is still perfect

what the fuck ok

rosexknight:

iatethebiscuit:

Some people are saying Merida’s Rumple’s mother, some are saying she’s Zelena and Robin’s daughter. Who’s with me on both?

Zelena has her baby, they send the baby back in time because nobody wants that fucking baby, and she has Rumple. It sounds crazy enough.

What’s sad is that this show might actually do that XD