Yay off
Oh man this feels nice. Walking out of my store with the sun being out? Hell yeah!
Lucky. I still have eight and a half hours before I’m off.
Matt: Name me a problem you can't Molotov away.
Woolie: Car boot jack on your car? Molotov it.
Matt: Hey, I don't like the direction they're taking this Mirror's Edge game. Molotov it.
James Small: That would work.
Woolie: Haven't paid your taxes?
Matt: Molotov yourself?
Woolie: Forgot your wife's birthday?
James Small: Give her a Molotov.
Matt: You remembered.
Woolie: Ka-boom.
This is even funnier than gal pal
We just bought a cute sofa from an antique shop, while being very obviously a couple and looking like a butch/femme salt and pepper shaker set, and the shop owner wanted to know how long we’d been, and I quote, “hanging out.”
I’ll still laughing at this the next morning.
*gets down on one knee in front of gal pal* *takes out ring* Will you hang out with me?
There was one time I was out shoe shopping with my partner and I was debating buying these cute pastel green shoes. The saleswoman was like “well why don’t we ask your friend here?” I said “oh actually this is my partner.” The woman stared at us blank faced for a few awkward seconds before forcibly smiling and saying, “partner in crime?”
JAW….DROP….
partner in fucking crime oh my god
Gal pals hanging out, committing crimes. NBD.
the-zimbabwe-yahwehChance McMichael animated my Link with a gun post, and it’s fantastic.
&deviantsnartholy shitGo watch “Link - Hyrule Assassin” on YouTube and find out!!!
You kinda left everyone hanging with the last episode important to the story being the one where he’s in the great sea and stuff.
“Emotions organize — rather than disrupt — rational thinking. Traditionally, in the history of Western thought, the prevailing view has been that emotions are enemies of rationality and disruptive of cooperative social relations.
But the truth is that emotions guide our perceptions of the world, our memories of the past and even our moral judgments of right and wrong, most typically in ways that enable effective responses to the current situation.”
