ekrixart:

biggay-hatemachine:

Apollo on the other hand:

The warmup for the morning

elwurd:

awindylife:

feministbatman:

Presented by myself and @goodluckdetective without comment

That. That is the entire high literature summed up. You just broke all man-written novels

unicornempire:

whyareyouheremate:

Y'all should really follow Overly Sarcastic Productions’ twitter

More like Sad Doctor amirite -high fives-

celticpyro:

phoenixtawnyflower:

I think my favorite jokes are the ones that weren’t even all that funny until I was an adult, and now they’re fucking hilarious. I’m not even talking about the dirty jokes. I’m talking about in Finding Nemo where the sharks are having fucking AA for fish eating. Remember that shit? “I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.” Who ever thought of that? That was brilliant. Or what about that time in Shrek 2 where Shrek and Donkey infiltrate the castle pretending to be union workers? Little me didn’t give a shit about unions but big me is remembering Shrek going “It’s okay buddy, we’re from the union” and the desk worker secretively “we don’t even have dental,” and Shrek just shakes his head and looks at Donkey like he can’t believe this shit and goes, “They don’t even have dental.” What the fuck. I’m dying of laughter. Who comes up with this shit.

Dirty jokes have their place but I kind of wish more “adult” jokes relied on “Things only adults would understand due to lack of life experience,” instead of “Things that are inappropriate for kids,”

my absolute favourite joke was in powerpuff girls when its job day at the school and one of the students is an insurance adjustor and hes like “I am a very busy man” because as a kid i had no clue what insurance is but now like. Damn right hes gotta be busy with all the daily destruction the city goes through each day

turing-tested:

shout out to percussionists, if musical notes are scary and they may as well be demonic runes to you:

you 👏 are 👏 valid 👏

liquidstar:

frogadir:

liquidstar:

far, it really is landlocked

the island itself was like in the middle of a big river bc theyre not actually that far away from land

they really couldve just swam back

but they had to stay to get izumi to teach them!!!

also dont forget that mason was also on the island to make sure the kids didnt die

silver-tongues-blog:

please appreciate this. it took me all day (and was like my fifth attempt this year to make a running animation) and animation is hard as fuck

look at her go

e-seal:

e-seal:

*we all burst into tears*

thepoetkiller:

catchymemes:

Aaron Earned An Iron Urn

@dooleyfunny | IG

“Damn what the fuck? we really talk like that?!”

“Mmhmm”

persehpone:

That yellow jacket concept art tho …

golden jackets you say