alohastateomind:

facts-i-just-made-up:

septicshock101:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

I have never hard those terms before. Fascinating 

These are just the top ten, I got over 300 questions and learned more slang terms for penis than I ever imagined could exist.

Omg

w6lf:

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

I thought it said “tomatoes” and got very confused

slimeportal:

grim-resolve:

slimeportal:

ask-ash-in-equestria:

morgamiester:

What is this!?!

That is what this is.

Not everything in a reference.

The Crystal Empire is run by a Safety Hazard!?

no, the one in gravity falls was there because it was a propane tank, the one in steven universe was an actual emblem

katbelleinthedark:

excitedsivan:

this is very important

My body is sacred and I’ll do WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT WITH IT.

kohu-arts:

it got better.

northernsugar:

fauxxhauxx:

tyygrrlilies:

squidguts:

generally-unimpressed:

Today I was out walking my dog in East Grand Rapids and this man pulled up and started taking pictures of me. I told him to delete every picture he took of me and he refused and said it was “public domain” to which I respond, “I am not public domain.” He continued on to dig in his wallet while I took pictures of his license plate and tried to lure me closer to his car with a little card he said was his business card but the text was handwritten (like seriously? Come on). I started screaming for him to delete every picture so everyone in the neighborhood and probably the next galaxy could hear and after much heated arguing he finally deleted them. As I’m running away he screamed “you got a nice set of tits and pussy,” (again, seriously?) at me all the way down the street. So I get home and call the police because I’m an idiot and was hoping maybe someone could help keep this creep off the streets (batman and I aren’t talking anymore). The operator briskly and coldly let me know that he was completely in the right and that regardless of consent, if you’re on public property, people can take pictures of you. She also informed me that his comments were also fine because its free expression. So since the police have refused to take action, I’m posting this here and on Facebook so people know there’s some Wilford Brimley looking motherfucker roaming Grand Rapids taking pictures of girls on the streets.

Find this fucker and string him from a tree.

I’m 100% sure this is the same motherfucker I kicked out of my club two weeks ago for taking pictures of the girls. He put up a fight and said “if they didn’t want pictures taken they wouldn’t be wearing what they are.” He didn’t delete them until I gave him an ultimatum: delete them or leave in an ambulance. Slash his tires, vandalize his house, idgaf.

Please be careful, ladies. He is not a nice man.

e_e Fuck that means he’s going to turn up at mine next.

Ew wtf all my girls in Michigan remember this guy’s face. Fucking scumbag

ereri-yaoi-lover:

eat-me-out-oppa:

Damn

People will never be satisfied… So you should do whatever makes you happy. Wear whatever you want and however much of it you want.

rosexknight:

midstorm:

thatravenclawbitch:

I saw this at the Action Figure Express booth which is cool for many reasons least of which is I’ve never seen this particular promo shot before. I love it because there’s no Zelena. (She’d throw off the symmetry). 

I have never seen the Belle or Rumple photo before. I NEED THEM.

It is really awesome!

Want.

ALL OF THE WANT!!

Also does it bug anyone that they’ve kind of divided them between “heroes” and “villains” and then Belle and Robin are on the “villains” end because let’s face it they’re hella neutral.

I kinda want a fic where Belle and Robin are bonding over like having an “evil” significant other.

when you htink about it, Only Emma and henry are the 100% good ones. Everyone else is on different sides of neutral

lobstronomousskeleton:

gapgems:

stevonnii-san:

“Why won’t you let me do this for you!”

 (insp)

Jesus Christ this is better than mine

great googly moogly this breaks