Silver Tongue

kelpiesnshit:

My little sister believes in santa and monster dust but not David Beckham.

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

therothwoman:

lizawithazed:

ten0uttaten:

toocooltobehipster:

Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

WHY WAS THIS BANNED THIS IS BRILLIANT

They saw their chance and they fuckin took it.

ohhhhh myyyyy goooodddd

avian-asshole:

doctorwho:

Break the Rules of time and space with Doctor Who in the latest trailer from LEGO Dimensions, coming September 27! [x] 

OH. MY. GOD.

mitjaissick:

Thomas Rentmeister

Earthapfelroom, 2007


Kartoffelchips, potato chips, ca. 70 x 500 x 250 cm

gotitforcheap:

landlord: why is the stairwell filled with potato chips?

me: aesthetic 

tramampoline:

cupcakesflying:

ships with height differences <333

image

just-shower-thoughts:

Since a birthdayparty is basically a celebration of not dying for a year, a birthday toast should recap the “close calls” of the past year, so others can be warned of the dangers you’ve survived.

rosexknight:

jackthebard:

Hearing about a friend’s hot oc for the first time like

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Me with
dracini
’s Gallows.
Me and rosexknight Alice.

becausebirds:

A perfect duet.

tara-delonge:
“ SO I WENT TO OPEN A CAN OF CHOPPED TOMATOES
NOW IM NO FUCKING EXPERT
BUT IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THESE ARE PEARS
”
No, those are tomatoes. Can’t you read?

tara-delonge:

SO I WENT TO OPEN A CAN OF CHOPPED TOMATOES
NOW IM NO FUCKING EXPERT
BUT IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THESE ARE PEARS

No, those are tomatoes. Can’t you read?