You need:
- this berry that grows on one tree in the middle of Russia
- crystals that cost more than your life is worth
- some substance that is probably illegal
- be sure to throw it into mount doom when you’re done uwu
ok so what if Harry and Neville got into like this passive-aggressive lie-off regarding what a truly great man Severus Snape was like they got drunk and Harry was like ‘Snape though’ and Neville was like ‘I know right’ and Harry was like ‘what a… what a fantastic bastard. What a guy.’ and Neville was like ‘we should fuckin’ get him like, like… let’s have a funeral. A huge fucking fuck-off sized funeral with like, lilies, and, a marble coffin, and a big statue, an’ crying women, an’ all that shit’ and Harry got whiskey up his nose laughing so hard and he falls off his stool and just wheezes ‘lillies’
and then during the funeral Neville and Harry like spend the whole time trying to give a better eulogy like they keep getting back up after each other are done to try and have another go at it but then they get schooled by Hermione being like ‘for fuck’s sake boys this is how it’s done’ and she goes up to the podium and just bursts into wild banshee hysterics and throws herself across the glistening marble casket, sobbing ‘oh, it should have been me, would to god that it were me, you stallion of a professor’ and all the reporters tear up a little and then go home to pen really fervid biopics on this bleakly noble and tragically overlooked hero of the revolution
anyway like eighteen years later Harry names his kid after Severus and sends an owl off to Neville like ‘your move, mate’ and Nevill pauses in the middle of polishing the giant marble statue of Snape tenderly cuddling an armfull of adoring woodland creatures that dominates like 2/3 of his office to cuss a lot and pour himself another drink
The only acceptable reason for Harry to name is kid after Snape
i played a game where someone protected a hodor from an arsonist. WHY.
The friendzone is like losing out on a job, then them calling you every week to complain about the guy/girl they hired
It’s actually more like submitting an app and being told “We’re not hiring right now” and then calling every week not just to see if they are hiring, but to tell them why you’re the best candidate and complain that they haven’t already hired you.
from what I seen in SU…when Gems fuse their weapons also fuse? (sorry if im wrong, I’ve honestly never watched a single episode)
and like, since Garnet is a fusion of Ruby and Sapphire and Garnet’s weapons are Gauntlets, I can imagine Ruby having Boxing Gloves and Sapphire has Brass Knuckles
unless they already have weapons introduced then I’m sorry like I said I never watched it haha
that’s a really good point actually
but perhaps it isn’t just a mix-and-match? (considering Pearl’s spear and Amethyst’s whip turning into Opal’s bow)
from what I see from the bow, the spear sorta bent and became the wooden or holding part and the string is the whip? :000
Yes. the spear became the bow part and the whip became the bow string part. then they used more spears as the arrows.
Sugalite had a ball and chain made up of garnets fist on the end of amethysts whip. It’s perfectly understandable for ruby to have boxing gloves and sapphire to have brass knuckles.
Also, notice how they tought connie how to use the sword and steven has always been more of a shield person. Just food for thought.
Two of the ships sent to me AB + Spike is still a young Dragon Pony and hasn’t gown all thier mane yet, only the stuff that was necessary. Princess Luna + RD is a pegasus with constellations in her wings~
These are not free to use designs. I may sell them later but right now they’re just a bit of fun for me.
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I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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