fuck-customers:

I used to work at a self-serve froyo place and the cost of the froyo is based on how much it weighs. We were required to catch everyone who came in and ask if they’d been there before so we could explain how it worked if they hadn’t. My favorite thing was when customers who hadn’t been to this particular chain but had been to a similar one would complain about how much they had to pay for the froyo. Like, you literally control the price. It’s not our fault you want two pounds of ice cream.
But my FAVORITE story was there was a woman who would always leave with her froyo (you had the option to sit inside, outside on the patio, or get a to-go lid) and then come back in because she’d “find a dark hair in her froyo”. We had one dark-haired employee who always mixed, poured, and stirred the froyo in the machines, but the owner of the store was a huge stickler about hygiene, so he always wore a hair-net, a hat, and gloves when he worked. It’s possible that he could have lost a strand of hair, but the same woman came back multiple times, claiming she found hair in her froyo, and not one other customer ever complained about finding hair. She would bring her cup back in and demand a refund plus another free cup, and we’d have to give it to her because we couldn’t prove that it wasn’t from an employee. We were fairly certain the woman was putting her own hair in her yogurt, but we couldn’t do anything about it. By the 4th or 5th time, she had actually left with her froyo, kept it in her freezer overnight, and brought it back to us the next day to show us there was a hair. We told her she wasn’t getting any more refunds or free yogurt after that because she’d left with it and had it for at least 12 hours, and we weren’t going to compensate her any more because she was the only customer having that issue. She wasn’t happy with that and threatened to tell the owner, but the employee she was accusing of leaving hair in the yogurt was the owner’s brother, so we were like “yeah, good luck with that.”

hoofprint-is-spooky:

darkflame7:

makkon:

perplexingly:

reblogger-ocelot:

Put a number in my ask box!:

1. When did you get into art?
2. What art-related sites have you ever signed up for?
3. Show us your oldest piece of art you have on hand.
4. What defines your artistic style?
5. Do you practice other styles/have you tried other styles in the past?
6. What levels of artistic education have you had?
7. Show us at least one picture you drew or sketched recently that you did not put on a public site.
8. What is your favourite piece that you have done?
9. What is your least favourite piece that you have done?
10. What do you like most about your art?
11. What do you like least about your art?
12. Have you ever considered taking commissions?
13. Are you looking to pursue a career in art?
14. What do you like drawing the most?
15. What do you like drawing the least?
16. Do you draw more fanart or original art? If fanart, what fandom do you draw the most of?
17. What would you absolutely refuse to draw?
18. What is your purpose for drawing?
19. What medium/program do you use the most in your art?
20. How would you rank your art? (poor, mediocre, good, etc.)
21. Do you believe there is such thing as “bad art?”
22. List at least one of your “artspirations.”
23. What do you think you could stand to improve on?
24. Do you have a shameful art past? (recolour sprite comics, tracing art, etc.)
25. Draw a picture!

Ask away, friends!

This seems interesting, I’ll leave this up for a while

I’ll answer these in the morning.

Drop these in my inbox and I will answer after class

magic-envelope:

onesentencemusings:

just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

TRANS MEN WHO LIKE WOMAN ARE STRAIGHT

TRANS MEN WHO LIKE MEN ARE GAY

TRANS WOMAN WHO LIKE WOMAN ARE LESBIAN

TRANS WOMAN WHO LIKE MEN ARE STRAIGHT

TRANS PEOPLE CAN BE PANSEXUAL, BISEXUAL, ASEXUAL, POLYSEXUAL, BIROMANTIC, PANROMANTIC, POLYROMANTIC, AND AROMANYIC

THEIR GENDER COMES FIRST
THEN THEIR SEXUAL/ROMANTIC ORIENTATION

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHEN WILL PEOPLE GET THIS THROUGH THEIR HEADS

I ALWAYS WONDERED THIS BUT WAS AFRAID TO ASK

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR VERY LOUD PSA

LOOK AT THIS EDUCATION GOING ON HERE

LOOK AT THIS PERSON WHO HAS BEEN EDUCATED

LOOK AT HOW NICE AND SIMPLE AND CIVILISED THIS EDUCATION WAS

PEOPLE ARE NOT BORN KNOWING EVERYTHING ABOUT THE LGBT+ WORLD

WE NEED TO EDUCATE THEM

NICELY

grawly:

grawly:

we are soon crossing a threshold in which new generations will see this very specific combination of audio and image and will not apply any meaning to it, for they have not observed these relics first hand

jmcvee:

This guy is my new hero. He just started giving us a crazy show while we was playing Mario Kart. This is one of the later videos.

meowvgonspengler:

intronducign

the new friend

leg hair

somedudeslife:

Please disable Adobe Flash until further notice. A group of hackers have hacked into the program for it and leaked a vulnerability that lets a malicious program do whatever it wishes to your computer via flash. This is currently ranked as a critical rating by Adobe.

These can mean forcing different sites to appear with flash on it (Screamers or revolting videos) and possibly encrypting your entire HDD.

Please, do not open any untrusted flash content. Try to avoid opening flash content in general. I am begging you to share this information. Make your own posts, tell your family and friends, or anyone you know who has a computer. This is for you and your computer’s safety.

Source: Adobe and CERT

Please update your Adobe Flash to solve this issue. Thank you for all the people who contacted me with the update. 

justiceisoverr:

“You might be one of us. And once you know that, it’s only a matter of time before they sense it too, and they’ll come for you.”

zoology:

Watch the megaman cartoon