cloudsandturtles:

I’d prefer this over any engagement ring.

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:

freedominwickedness:

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

jestre:

rhythmrender:

gateway-to-glimmer:

dan-the-llamaa:

call-me-douchebag:

drsofialamb:

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

Reblog this because it would piss off Putin. 

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve reblogged this

We’re all gonna be putin prison for this.,

You’d think he would already be Russian to have it removed.

Quit Stalin.

*quietly Marx this down for later*

sgtsteffi:

I don’t care if i’m breaching copyright i’m making a minionless cut of despicable me if they like it or not

micdotcom:

Genius women are photoshopping men’s nipples onto their own to protest sexist social media 

The idea is simple: Since men’s nipples are allowed, women can Photoshop men’s nipples over their own, which should make their topless pics technically acceptable. Hopefully this riles some feathers at Instagram, whose rules are bafflingly arbitrary at times.

dropkickedmurphys:

revocare:

like…..

jestre:

doctah-plague:

the-toastboy:

gaaraofsuburbia:

damn:

ohyouphancy:

brophanfan:

THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS

What am I going to do now?

You can die happily

#the blood oath is fulfilled #i am free

HERE YOU GO GUYS HAVE A PRESENT

It’s been seven fucking years

Seven

THIRTEEN YEARS LATER.

breastforce:

minions exist to serve the worst’s most despicable villians and right now they’re helping out capitalism

totalspiffage:

coffuu:

phrux:

pillowbedhead:

iatethelastofthecorn:

vaffanculo-stronzo:

I… i don’t understand.

photoshop?

do you even farm

shameful

Looks like we got a city slicker here, folks

Slow down there. You need to show her your dog to impress her first.