How to Have Sex:
- spin around
- S TOP
- double take tHREE TIMES
- 1
- 2
- 3
- PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT
- WOOOOOO WOOOOO
- stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT
- BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN
#stopwhitekids2k15
Bruh OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hes so serious oh my god im in tears!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“She’s the queen & we’re the sorry ppl” *FAINTS*
lmao he lucky she ain’t my mother, God damn
this kid is 45
You know, I don’t think harrys invisibility cloak is the deathly hallow cloak.
Moodys eye could see right through it as could the marauders map. I’m pretty sure a cloak that could cheat death would be a lot harder to see through than that. Either that or the cloak is still just an enchanted cloak despite being enchanted by death and the spell has gotten weaker over the centuries.
I work as a self checkout attendant, and customer often think I’m a manager and complain about things to me. The other day, a woman came up to me and said, I kid you not, that our employees were too nice. She said she didn’t really think it was our business how her day was and that she’s going to call HR and report it.
Lady we don’t really give a fuck how your day is, we are just following policy.
After many months I have finished this bad boy. Now you and your friends can clop the right way. This is for you Duke and Birb.
Goddammit Delta
the signs as game grumps battle kid stories
Aries: This battle IS. FOR. REAL. I have a good feeling about this one, I'm bringing it downtown. You know, right? I'm playing music on the street, I'm getting a noise complaint. But you know what? I don't even care! Because this is my art and n-FUCK!
Taurus: Mark mistakenly ordered me nine pizzas! I wasn't sure if I should keep them or not because I really enjoyed pizza! But when I opened them up it was pineapple and ham! And I don't like ham and I'm alergic to-FUCK!!!
Gemini: I knew a guy named Jesus, I asked him "Hey, isn't your name pronounced hesus?" and he said "No, my mum is very religious." and I said "Wouldn't that have prevented you from having the name Jesus?" AND HE SAID FUCK!
Cancer: RADICAL REPUBLICANS REALLY WRECK MY RECTAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!!!
Leo: Jerry wrestled bears for a living, but he wasn't happy with it so he changed his proffession to golfing, he wasn't happy with that either, he just realised he was an unhappy dude in general! So he saw a psychiatrist and tHE PSYCHIATRIST FUCKING DAMN IT!
Virgo: Jennifer dumped me.
Libra: Recklessly! I touched a car that didn't belong to me! It was a very nice car, a 1978 Bugati. That's not even a real car model! I made it up! and i- DAAAAAAARGHHHD!!! DAMN!!!!
Scorpio: Register now at your local supermarket for the rewards card. It will save you 10% on FUCKING GOD DAMN BULLSHIT! FUCK!
Sagittarius: Uhhhhhhh- UUuuuhhhhh... gerRymanderiNg poliTIcians always get theIR wAy unLESS YOu vETO thEIR VOTE in a vOTING BOOTH. YOU HAVE THE POWER! AS A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES, REGISTEREEDTO VOTE AT YOUR LOCAL DMV, sO thAt YOU CAN CONTROL THE FATE OF YOUR COUNTRY- AT LEAST SOMEWHAT! I mean there's the electoral COLlege and everything! but I don't know! I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW POLITICS WORK! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!
Capricorn: I was caught murdering some man named Steve. I talked to the police and I REFUTED that I had anything to do with the murder. The police said "Wait- Wait! Then why are you sTANDING ABOVE THE DEAD BODY!??!"
Aquarius: My dad... really likes... that i'm doing music right now. BUT HE'S KINDA DISSAPOINTED THAT I'M NOT GOOD AT IT. BECAUSE. HE SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE WRITING MUSIC. AND I'VE ONLY SPENT A COUPLE OF-fuckGODD!!
Pisces: "The Ross shot"
“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”
As someone who has held several management positions with hiring responsibility, this is true. The boss at my last job informed me before I conducted my very first I interview,
“You can’t outright ask someone if they have a car or have kids. That’s technically illegal. But you need to know because sometimes they can be deal breakers. You can just say ‘Do you have reliable transportation?’ and ‘Do you have any current circumstances that could impede you from being successful at work?’
To which the last one most people fumble and would say, “Well I have kids, so sometimes they could get sick. But that’s not often.” But then your potential employer could mark it down on your interview notes nonetheless.
I thought that maybe it was just my own employer. But now I noticed that I am asked both of these almost every time I interview for a job.
Language is very sneaky. Be careful how you answer. Corporations can be snakes.
In my businesses class my professor told us that the bus counts as reliable transportation. You do not legally have to say “I take the bus” just say “yes I do have reliable transportation” and leave it at that. Do not over share. DO NOT OVER SHARE. The second question just say no. If your kids are sick call out as if you are sick. I don’t have kids but I myself can get sick and that doesn’t hinder my ability to succeed so kids getting sick shouldn’t hinder you. When I call out I give as little info as possible. No one needs to know why you call out. They can’t ask about your “illness” because it violates HIPAA if they do. So as long as you don’t offer more info than you need to you should be okay.
Nice Job Interview Tricks.
