Silver Tongue

floatinglonewanderer:

retrogamingblog:

what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume

I will never not reblog this

bitxhinthecomments:

Lol I need tumblr to see this!

Funniest shit I’ve seen and had to share it here. lol leave a like on their TikTok

Her other platforms

ezorzea:

dongboss:

ezorzea:

I’m so sick of scrolling and then boom. spike trap. spike trap. spike trap. well guess what post below me

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fuck you

sandwiched yourself. idiot

i-just-like-commenting:

cricketcat9:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

mediocrity-uwu:

kuttithevangu:

Someone I know not well enough to voice my opinion on the subject said something like why didn’t God make potatoes a low-calorie food so I am here to say: God made them like that because their nutrition density IS what makes them healthy. By God I mean Andean agricultural technicians. Potato is healthy BECAUSE potato holds calories and vitamins. Do not malign potato

For all evolutionary history, life has struggled against calorie deficit… So much energy goes into finding food that there is no time for anything else. Our ancestors selectively bred root vegetables to create the potato, so that we might be the first species whose daily existence doesn’t consist of trying to find the nutrients necessary for survival. One potato can rival the calorie count of many hours of foraging… Eat a potato, and you free up so much time to create and build and connect with your fellow man. Without potato where would you be?? Do not stand on the shoulders of giants and think thyself tall!!

I nearly teared up reading “Andean agricultural technicians” bc fuck yes! these were members of Pre-Inca cultures who lived 7 to 10 thousand years ago, and they were scientists! food scientists and researchers and farmers whose names and language we can never know, who lived an inconceivably long time ago (pre-dating ancient civilizations in Egypt, China, India, Greece, and even some parts of Mesopotamia) and we are separated by millennia of time and history, but still for thousands of years the fruits vegetables of their labor and research have continued to nourish countless human lives, how is that not the most earthly form of a true miracle??? anyway yes potatoes are beautiful, salute their creators.

There are approximately 4000 varieties of potato in Peru. I’ve seen an incredible variety of corn and tomatoes, and root vegetables I’ve never seen before, on the local farmer markets. Yet some expats insist on buying only imported, expensive American brands of canned veggies… 🤷🏼‍♀️ Peruvian potatoes 👇🏼

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It is long since time for us to start viewing plant domestication as the bioscience that it is. Because while the Andeans were creating potatoes, the ancient Mesoamericans were turning teosinte into corn:

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And then there’s bananas, from Papua New Guinea:

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These were not small, random changes, this was real concerted effort over years to turn inedible things into highly edible ones. And I’m convinced the main reason we’re reluctant to call them scientific achievements is, well, a racist one.

bogleech:

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their aesthetic difference is so funny though like sometimes a family is one giant flapper and three little juggalos

carmeladansen:

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OoT Shadow Temple be like

dzamie:

luisonte:

One punch man

THE FLOURISH AND SHEATHE

urban-spaceman:
“i guess the internet has gotten really mad about them moving the boat
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urban-spaceman:

i guess the internet has gotten really mad about them moving the boat