Silver Tongue

sharkchunks:

thelibrarina:

vortisaurus:

winterisrambling:

“Hello.  My name is Luke Skywalker.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.”

“Never go up against a Mandalorian when death is on the line!” *immediately falls into Sarlacc pit*

“Bye, boys!  Have fun storming the Death Star!”

“Wampas Of Unusual Size?  I don’t think they exist.”

“Do you want me to send you back to where you were?  Unemployed, on Hoth?”

“It just so happens that Obi-Wan here is only mostly dead.”

“Give us the access code.” “What access code?” “Chewie, tear his arms off.” “Ohhh you mean this access code!”

“I could give you my word as a Corellian…” “No good. I’ve known too many Corellians”

“Why can’t I see?” “You’ve been mostly-frozen all day.”

That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying “I know”, what he meant was, “I love you.” 

“Why do you wear that black mask? Were you burned on Mustafar, or something like that?” “Oh no, it’s just that they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”

“Luke doesn’t get eaten by the rancor at this time. ”What?” “The rancor doesn’t get him. I’m explaining to you because you look nervous.”

“The Fowce is what bwings us togevver today. It suwwounds us, and penetwates us. It binds the gawaxy togevver.”

These work way to well.

squirrelshideout:
“agoodcartoon:
“tim kreider fucking owns
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Canon Jesus should be darker skinned. Besides that good points.
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squirrelshideout:

agoodcartoon:

tim kreider fucking owns

Canon Jesus should be darker skinned.  Besides that good points.

slumbermancer:

dongstomper:

“games aren’t art, huh???” *picture of skyrim*

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Deadpool #50

necromancer:

necromancer:

necromancer:

I just broke Skyrim by trying to spawn 20,000 cabbages

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they’re just floating here as the game crashes, hailing the start of the apocalypse

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I

AM

CABBAGEBORN

brotherhoot:

shaunhastingsdiary:

One day brotherhoot will have to go to therapy. The therapist will then end up being a brotherhoot follower on Tumblr.

isozyme:

what’s your aesthetic, tony smith?

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S T E E L   C U B E

tony smith…why did you make a steel cube

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I T   I S   B E A U T I F U L   T O   M E

but i don’t understand it, it’s imposing and upsetting and i don’t like it

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G O O D

well at least your daughter is also making art, maybe that’ll be more — oh shit

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thesanderstans:

From April 30 to June 17, Bernie Sanders raised $8.3 million online with the average donation being $36.44. Bernie Sanders has just single handedly proven that financing a campaign doesn’t require pandering to billion dollar corporations or lobbies; you can do it by simply exciting the public with the policies that will benefit them not corporations. So keep supporting Bernie and the people might actually have a shot at winning this thing for once.

therosielord:

Give me a villain who truly believes 100% that they are doing the right thing. Give me a villain who believes in their cause with all their heart and soul. Give me a villain who shows true, utter anguish at the thought of their plans being ruined. Give me a villain who is desperate to win because they think that their work is what will save us all. Villains never think their villains. Give me a villain who acts just like a hero.