Silver Tongue

cina-full-moon-xanadium:

cina-full-moon-xanadium:

IT’S THIS EPISODE. THIS IS WHERE IT’S FROM

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catboyfurby:

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this page from hasbro’s 2005 site aged EXTREMELY well

clickbaitcowboy:

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My manic pixie dream girl

male2catboy:

herdreamangelcookie:

male2catboy:

fellas, is it gay to sit in your bro’s lap? and also you are both girls

Depends on what are you doing in their lap

having sex

nah thats not gay. thats just two gals being pals

absolutely OBSESSED with this ancient roman mosaic of a basket of snails

thoodleoo:

snasket…..

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streaming castlevania symphony of hte night with @scraps-is-busy come check it out

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startrekrenegades:

admiralamott:

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

[[*TNG theme song plays*

*Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL!

*TNG theme song*]]

phantomrose96:

rideroftherange:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

Hiromu Arakawa’s genius is obvious throughout all of FMA but her first and biggest leap of genius was in how she crafted her protagonist. 

Arakawa realized the burgeoning youth of the early 2000s wasnt interested in another plucky spry optimistic young shonen protag. Instead she gave us a short ugly egotistical asshole smarter-than-you atheist with so much money and power that people could no longer best him in arguments by telling him “dude shut up ur literally like 12″ 

Five pages in we’re told Edward’s famous and rich and powerful. Five more pages and he’s calling some girl stupid for thinking God exists. Five more pages and he’s proven right. Five more and he’s kicked an evil priest’s teeth in. And no one can tell his mom on him.

Hiromu Arakawa figured out the dream of every edgy young weeb discovering internet arguments for the first time and she cast them an idol made of gold.

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It’s like the original protagonist got turned into a suit of armor, so his asshole sidekick had to fill in as the face.

Wait holy fuck

sunshine-tattoo:

bmblb-fanatic:

she-volution-deactivated2022052:

moviebee:

socialcasualtxy:

alylovesfilms:

funny-tik-toks:

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It checks out

early 00s media was the era of the boring girl protagonist and her heavily lesbian-coded bff