Silver Tongue

fuck-customers:

One of the most annoying things that frequently happens at work is when I answer the phone and the person just lists what they want to order while i"m asking them their name and if it’s delivery or pickup or where it is if it is delivery. Like, seriously, I"m like “where too” and they are like “I want a number 9…” I can’t place your order for delivery if I don’t know who it’s going to or where it’s going.

acutelesbian:

according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr

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more like 2.5 hours an hour.

2.5 hrs are 150 minutes.
That would be 150 minutes in an about 30 days. That means they would think that the average user spends only 5 minutes a day on tumblr.

fuck-customers:

I’m really hoping one of your followers might be able to offer me some advice because I don’t know what to do anymore. I work as a cashier in a grocery store and my front end manager clearly hates me, don’t ask me why. I have good attendance, I’m respectful of my customers and coworkers and I’m polite and respectful towards him. He has cut back my hours to the point where I can’t pay my bills. He also puts me on express every day, even though he knows that bagging hurts my back. I even said I would bring a note from my doctor about my back and he said if I did that he would cut back my hours even further. No matter how fast I work he often pulls me aside to literally yell at me about long lines as if I have any control over how few registers we have open. At this point I cry every day on my way to work, and I’m afraid to speak to the store manager or anyone else about this because I know he’ll retaliate and I need this job. I don’t know what to do.


(My advice: I had a front end manager that hated me and tried to find every reason in the book to write me up. He couldn’t cut my hours bc we were so understaffed that it was impossible. But if he were able he would have. My solution was to do my job to the best of my ability. I was a damn good cashier and I’m pretty sure you are too. Own it. If he keeps on picking on you maybe you should try talking to the store manager in confidence. Tell them you’re scared if he knows he will retaliate. They may be more understanding than you know.)

Anyone else have any other solutions?!

Resign and find another place to work.

Wow! 0w0

You are my:
[] Acquaintance
[] Friend
[] Stranger
[] Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[] Love Interest
[X] Best Friend
[] Enemy
[] Nemesis
[] Other

I think you’re:
[] Ugly
[] Ok
[X] Pretty
[] Beautiful
[] Gorgeous
[] Sexy
[] Hot

We should:
[] Fight
[] Fuck
[] Kiss
[] Make love
[] Text
[X] Watch films

I:
[X] Like You
[] Hate You
[] Love You
[] Think you’re … 

I secretly:
[] Hate You
[] Love You
[] Like You
[] Dislike You
[X] Think You’re … Awesome

Should you reblog this?
[X] Yes
[] No

sophieandace:
“elasticitymudflap:
“wow can you believe it
”
an entire week of yard sard
i’m so excited
”

sophieandace:

elasticitymudflap:

wow can you believe it

an entire week of yard sard 

i’m so excited 

adurot:
“darthfeatherpants:
“protector-of-the-small:
“professorsparklepants:
“quinnedleson:
“Writing a historical novel means knowing how far they can travel on a horse, This is good info right here.
”
“By pigeon”
I assume they mean like, a messenger...

adurot:

darthfeatherpants:

protector-of-the-small:

professorsparklepants:

quinnedleson:

Writing a historical novel means knowing how far they can travel on a horse, This is good info right here.

(via Pinterest)

“By pigeon” 

I assume they mean like, a messenger system, but given the rest of the examples I can’t help but wonder…

@darthfeatherpants by pigeon 

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I always travel by pigeon!

But what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

satanstrousers:

Does anyone else have that friend where it’s just like “Literally nothing you say can shock me anymore. We have said the worst possible things to each other in the form of sarcastic banter to the point that I have become numb to the moral reality of this world.”

Love without Sex

mild-madness:

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.