clashingharmony:

applecherry108:

meowly-king-of-hell:

notawafflemaker:

smellofnewleaves:

thelegendofvriska:

familiaralien:

thelegendofvriska:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*smashes button and steps one pile of legos faster than you can say ow*

i’m pretty sure everybody reblogging my post doesn’t know how painful stepping on lego ACTUALLY IS

STEPPING ON A LEGO IS SO PAINFUL BUT COME O ITS TOTTALLY WORTH IT YOU ASSHOLE

AGGRESSIVELY STEPS ON A LEGO WITH THE DETERMINATION OF A THOUSAND SUNS 

you do realize you can also change species, right? i dunno, i think stepping on a lego is worth becoming a dragon.

you basically become a shape-shifting magical girl—your transformation sequence is stepping on the lego.

y’all are reblogging this but like

nobody said you couldn’t wear shoes

rebornica:

….oh

peppermonster:

splintered-seed:

cailencrow:

disneyismyescape:

disneywithswank:

IF YOUR HEART DIDN’T SHATTER INTO A MILLION FRAGMENTS WHEN THAT LAST LINE WAS SAID YOU ARE NOT HUMAN.

I watched this the other week and i started crying my eyes out. 

See. It’s not fair. They took Goofy, who even in GOOF TROOP was still just overly silly and meant for splapstick, and they give Goofy real world fatherhood problems. And to this DAY I will still mist up for this scene.

Movies not to watch when you have dad issues #309

Watch this with Who Framed Roger Rabbit in mind. Think of Goofy as a working actor. How Roger talked of Goofy’s commitment, comedic timing, grace, natural hilarity, “one of the greats”. You realize all those original shorts were -in that context- not a reflection of his character and personality, but his job for a time. When he was done filming those cartoons he was going home to a wife who would eventually pass away, leaving him to retire from showbiz to take care of his infant son. Goofy gave up making shorts (which is why there aren’t any being made anymore) to be a dad who worked as a photographer at a mall taking family portraits with a retired former co-star Pete who likely got him the position. Pete is cutthroat and money loving. Goofy is humble. So he took a low paying glamour free job, just to be available for his son.

Then think to Tiny Toons, where they explain that “toon” characters stay young so long as they can still make people laugh. So Goofy stayed young for a while keeping Max happy, but he’s visibly older by the time this movie happened, because Max was being a tough teen and not laughing for his dad’s jokes anymore.

Just in case you wanted your life ruined. You’re welcome.

empireruins:

halfstable:

intersectsational:

prochoice-or-gtfo:

Good guy Bernie Sanders.

Pls vote 4 him

Love, the entire rest of the world.

I, as an American of the United States of America, would LOVE to vote for Bernie Sanders

I promise to Reblog every pro-Bernie post I see until election day. Every single one.

nikorys:

agentoklahoma:

Mmm qué dices

I JUST REALIZED THAT “MMM QUÉ DICES” IS THE TRANSLATED VERSION OF MMM WATCHA SAY 

thesweetadventuresofstrawberry:

The only thing Berry takes pride in, is the fact she can make sexual gestures at people at people using her weird satan fingers. And sense some ponies haven’t seen fingers it might take them a small awhile to understand what she’s implying.

mastermod:

Fucking Sal

You could always ruin his life

questionall:

pileofmonkeys:

I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes. 

This is very true.

demonangelslayer:

I SWEAR TO GOD IF IT’S AN ALLEYGATOR I’M GONNA YELL

demonangelslayer:

I AM VERY UPSET