Silver Tongue

krishnahare:

asarigolo:

nudityandnerdery:
Good news to all my fellow nonbinary folks, we’re set.

winklekinkle:

gay-slime:
jadespadegames:
fuck you *zombifies your piglin*
@uncle-cucky

nnurders:

kaijuno:

if there were two guys on the moon and one killed the other with a moon rock, would that be fucked up or what?

justintaco:

yurdana:
Sakura checking both sides of the road before leaving

celtic-pyro:

m1911s-10th-anniversary:
prettyferalprince:
allfrogsarefriends:
allfrogsarefriends:
allfrogsarefriends:
obsessed with the idea of angels seeing the first human death.
ITS JUST SO FUNNY LIKE EJJFJWKIFIIF
angels see a human die for the first time and be like “thats wild lmao wyd after this?”
the angels watching Cain kill Abel:

The angels when they saw Abel in heaven:
This is so funny because it implies God never told angels anything about how humans work.

to be fair, he probably didnt. he doesnt tell anyone jack shit

synder-sync:

bellasturtleneck:
twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens
how DARE you hide this comedy gold IN THE TAGS

crucifixative:

dogsuffrage:
neotrances:
theirs catgirl soldier propaganda accounts on tiktok now

roach-works:

everythingfox:
someone asked me to post a good birb so here you go
phone plays a tune that means ‘stop what you’re doing right now and pick me up and pay attention to me’. bird also plays that tune, probably for the same reason.