owlturdcomix:

Advanced court tactix.

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scp-wiki-official:

cacklefrendly:

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

Something for you all to nope over.

tehsmarticus:

foofity:

waytoomuchinformation:

grim-badwolf:

faithnomore:

stanlycoober:

the most dangerous game

#boop

Who has time to make bumper cars specifically for bunnies?

people doing the lord’s work, that’s who

His little blue hat popping off at the end!!

Bumper buns

This is my purgatory

snaappy:

sexykaworunagisa:

everyone’s always like “dragons in the past/ robots in the future” but consider this

dragons in the future

selective breeding and novelty science of winged lizards goes a little too far and then when they escape they continue evolving

futuristic megacities trying to safeguard themselves against dragons which might come along hoping to find a snack

huge flocks of dragons flying south for the winter

dragonlings rooting through rubbish bins behind restaurants and being shooed away

*slams fists on desk* YOU’RE HIRED

And in the wake of destruction, the future Dragon awakens an ancient sleeping automoton, a robot from the past if you will. And the two duke it out and it’s so rad.

sandandglass:

Last Week Tonight s02e19

cakelikeowen:

son of a bitch

relatablepicturesoflittlebuttler:

and..

victoriousvocabulary:

POLYCHROMATIC

[adjective]

of many colours; possessing multiple colours.

Etymology: from Greek polus, “much, many” + khrōma, “colour”.

[Andy Gilmore]