Silver Tongue
What ship do you think I’m the child of?
Port, go home. you're drunk.

dracini:

rosexknight:

“I’m STARBOARD! Port is DEAD!!”

GREAT JOB

I DID NOT KNOW BUT I’M GONNA HAVE FUN

thatpunnyguy:

totallyfubar:

nightstargalaxy:

totallyfubar:

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

why

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

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laptopped:

laptopped:

*accidently has crush on someone 193739 miles away*

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wtf-fun-factss:
“Spanish town of Huescar declared war on Denmark -  WTF fun facts
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wtf-fun-factss:

Spanish town of Huescar declared war on Denmark - WTF fun facts

sandandglass:

TDS, June 24, 2015

hypnoplasmids:

*draws a character facing ¾ right on a blank white background* oh thank god. i’m good at art again