Silver Tongue

plot twist: she’s a very freaky girl that you can bring home to momma

But everithing could fail, even the most hearthgolden candidate or president if the senate is the majority from the oposed party, they could and are gonna do the same that they do to Obama to anyone, better watch out your senate too not only the president.

Anonymous

yeah and everything could be alright too. That’s the thing about what ifs. Would you rather have no chance of positive change or a slim chance of positive change?

goopy-amethyst:

stetsuninu:
Sorry
don’t say ur sorry we both know ur not

karkat-vantas-is-a-romcom-fanboy:

baby-alcoholic:
skellydun:
I hate retail.
god i love this person
Every time I see them on my dash i’m ready for some shade

rosexknight

musicluvr1105:

theasterkid:
sophia-a-m:
obamacare-bear:
You homophobes are gonna be really thirsty now
Eating is going to be hard too:
Food and gay pride what could be better?
Homophobes bout to starve lololol

Bernie Sanders 'Stunned' By Large Crowds Showing Up For Him »

starlordsdickmessage:

steverogershelmethair:
d00dthrashbro:
sxnsesfailure:
This makes me so happy. They’re saying he’s drawing larger crowds than any other candidate.
signal boost because cable news is too terrified to acknowledge him
He’s finally ahead of Hilary in the polls.
its funny hes drawing larger crowds but is getting the least coverage or representation. ROCK IT!

He would be the first independent party and the first none christian president if he’s elected.

He is trying to raise minimum wage and lower college tuition.

He’s trying to get the government to treat people as investments, not products.

latessitrice:

absinthenoir:
fuckrealityihaveablog:
I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules #can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

The moral of the story is that when teh vampire apocalypse happens, I’m moving to italy

meladoodle:

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

davidthestrange:

#priorities