Silver Tongue

bitterrosebrokenspear:

pasifik:

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WAIT A MINUTE

Wake up babe, new theology just dropped.

i mean.. the adams apple is a thing because god caught adam in the act of eating the apple and it got stuck in his throat.

nyanguardparty:

skenpiel:

withered-tears:

stormesandshowers:

swordshapedleaves:

surprisebitch:

anguishworm:

softblockwashere-deactivated202:

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My mom said cat boy rights

your mom is a true ally

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M4CB (Moms For Catboys)

@sabertoothwalrus

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i asked my mom as well

feminism

millenniumlesbian:

millenniumlesbian:

One fun thing about Virtual World is that we just saw in the previous episode that Kaiba was up all night running god card simulations, which means not only is he being dragged back through his childhood trauma in painful detail he’s also probably on like, three hours of sleep. No wonder the man kicks a door down.

The Big Five: If you want to keep your company, Seto Kaiba, you’re going to have to duel all of us, and go on a harrowing journey through cyberspace, and you and your friends will never defeat–

Kaiba:

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katama-k:

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Dont worry guys I’m still stealing parks and rec quotes for BNHA comics

justintaco:

I am still laughing at this 3 years later just because of the way Sakura frames it

Like, her spontaneously performing a fully formed rap song was just a stress response to everyone not getting along

No other reason

just

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fallout-lou-begas:

nutsacktorturer:

psychoticrambling:

nutsacktorturer:

nutsacktorturer:

nice frontal lobe :)

*stirs it like a latte*

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the procedure was a success

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sherlockfandomtandem:

felagund-fiollaigean:

star-lara:

grimeclown:

skywardkonahriks-deactivated202:

grimeclown:

v0idr0t:

aromancy:

grimeclown:

bitegore:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

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Hospital

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Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

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I feel like we’re getting off topic

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So is pepsi if you steal it?

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Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

Why in God’s name would a vampire drink pepsi

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

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Huh?

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

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am I having a stroke????

you might want to go to the hospital then

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

chefpyro:

me: *has a phobia of pills due to a bad experience with ritalin*

doc: this pill will give you boobs

me: *takes the pill*