A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
#AREYOUSERIOUS
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
mcgonagall: do you think we should start requiring permission slips for quidditch? i mean, potter literally lost all the bones in his arm last year
dumbledore: nah
mcgonagall: also, maybe we should let parents know if we're gonna send students into the forest for detentions? remember when we sent potter in there and you-know-who tried to kill him?
dumbledore: nah
mcgonagall: well, maybe we should get permission from parents for extracurricular activities. dueling club last year resulted in potter being outed as a parsletongue, and everyone thought he was the heir of slytherin for most of the year
dumbledore: nah
mcgonagall: alright, well, potter wants to know if he can go to hogsmeade. the abusive muggles you saddled him with wouldn't sign his form
dumbledore: you wanT HIM TO GO TO HOGSEMEADE WITHOUT A PERMISSION FORM??? DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS??? HE MIGHT GET CAVITIES FROM ALL THE CANDY HE MIGHT BUY. I WON'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR A LAWSUIT, MINERVA
Like if you want men of color as your action stars IDK MAYBE HIRE MEN OF COLOR? BUT STOP WITH THE BROWNFACE.
THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO NORMALLY LOVES CHRIS PRATT.
Dear tumblr-SJWs - I know you outdo yourself day by day in tackling world issues of tremendous importance and let your voice of reason be heard from your PC (since we all know that this is the best way to fight crimes against social justice).
In case you ever take a well deserved break from saving the world from the perils of racism and actually leave the house, you might be facing a gargantuan glowing orb in the sky. We unknowing people call that “the sun” (read this as a trigger warning cause its actually bright - and a danger esp. to vampirekin).
It sounds dangerous and should be called out especially because of its harmful radiation. Said radiation is known to affect the one racial trait you NEED to distinguish people (because we all know that a righteous god wrote a persons race, ethnicity and nationality onto their skin - for your convenience): the color of their skin . It is basically one horrid brownfacing racist skybulb nobody understands.
Us savages, we call that act of radiation-based brownfacing “tanning”. It is very problematic. I hereby ask for the sun to be called out under all circumstances.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
