Silver Tongue
sslarrybullship:
“I like what I see
”

sslarrybullship:

I like what I see

noradprincearthur:
“straight ppl are so funny
”

noradprincearthur:

straight ppl are so funny

logicisfree:

imninm:

imninm:

Squidward literally lives in a deluxe 3 floor loft

And he’s a cashier squidward must be on backpage selling ass

Spongebob’s crib got like ten rooms a library and a baby grand piano. Im starting to think the krusty krab was just a front.

dracini:

rosexknight:

traveler-errant:

rosexknight

Fun fact: Lance was one of my first anime crushes. Also
dracini
you need to see this too.

10/10 would bang the dragon tamer

marukaitechifkyou:

nevermore117:

cerastes:

starexorcist:

0w0b:

When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like

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When someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like

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When someone challenges you to a game they are boss at and you win by sheer button mashing anyways.

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when someone beats you at a game you’re boss at 

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not knowing how to play a game so your friend explains

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@EVERY FANDOM:

iamnotdanisnotonfire:

So today, gay marriage is legal all across the USA. This is fantastic, and wonderful, and amazing in every way.

But please, do not make this about shipping.

your faves showing support for this movement should NOT be used as ‘proof’ that a ship is ‘real’

this has nothing to do with your ships or your fandom.

this is about real life people who have struggled for a DAMN long time, please just let us have this. be respectful.

Please, for example, do not say things like ‘well, gay marriage is legal in the USA now, so [insert ship] can get married!no.

this is indisputable, thank you and goodnight.

stormchasing12:
“ red-black-diamonds:
“ “ THIS IS THAT SASSY DOG
”
AHMAHGOD
”
THIS IS THE BEST POST I’VE EVER SEEN. CAN’T BREATHE
”

stormchasing12:

red-black-diamonds:

THIS IS THAT SASSY DOG
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AHMAHGOD
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THIS IS THE BEST POST I’VE EVER SEEN. CAN’T BREATHE

vinegod:

Blindfolded Hearing Test Prank by Lance210

claidilady:

claidilady:

“Running of the interns outside the Supreme Court 6/26/2015″

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RUN INTERNS, BRING THE GOOD NEWS TO THE PEOPLE, hol y shit i did nto fucking realize. this happens.,vine.

LET ME FURTHER ELABORATE ON THE HILARITY OF THE BEST AMERICAN POLITICAL PRACTICE TO EXIST, “THE ANNUAL RUNNING OF THE INTERNS”: 

RECORDINGS ARE NOT ALLOWED INSIDE THE U.S. SUPREME COURT. SO WHEN A DECISION IS MADE, COPIES ARE HANDED TO MEMBERS OF THE PRESS INSIDE THE BUILDING IN A PRESS ROOM WHO THEN LEAVE THEIR ROOM TO HAND THE COPIES OF THE RULING TO THEIR INTERNS (WHO AREN’T ALLOWED INSIDE THE PRESS ROOM) 

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(PICTURED: INTERNS FROM 2013, WAITING FOR THEIR RUN)

AND THEN THE INTERNS HAVE TO DELIVER THE COURT RULINGS WHILE THE JUSTICES ARE ANNOUNCING THEIR DECISION INSIDE THE COURTROOM ITSELF. 

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SO THE INTERNS RUN THROUGH THE SUPREME COURT BUILDING FROM OUTSIDE THE PRESS ROOM TO OUTSIDE, ACROSS THE PAVED WALKWAYS, AND DOWN THE STAIRS OF THE COURTHOUSE AREA INTO THE BROADCASTING PRESS PEN IN THE STREET.

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(A PREVIOUS YEAR’S INTERN RUN WINNER)

INTERNS ARE TOLD THEY MAY TO THROW SOME ELBOWS IF NECESSARY.

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 AND ALL ARE RACING TO BE THE FIRST TO DELIVER THE COURT RULINGS TO THEIR RESPECTIVE BROADCASTERS WHO ARE WAITING TO GO ON AIR

PICTURED IN FRONT IS YESTERDAY’S INTERN WINNER LAUREN WHO SAID SHE “JUST LIKED TO WIN” WHEN SHE PULLED CLEAR AHEAD TO DELIVER THE OBAMACARE RELATED DECISION. 

KEEP IN MIND THE DECISIONS READ ON THE BENCH ARE POSTED ONLINE A FEW MINUTES LATER SO THIS WHOLE PROCESS CURRENTLY EXISTS BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO WAIT THAT LONG. 

TRULY A GREAT AND HILARIOUS AMERICAN TRADITION. 

kellytuxpan:

It’s about time but can we just talk about how beautiful this looks? Also congrats to all of those who fought for this!