Silver Tongue

dlubes:

worldwidewoman:

ohhhhhhbrae:

ikusaba:

supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

this is teen nick sitcom level

Im crushed because I feel like we’ll never know if it worked or not.

this is so wild…

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africanaquarian:

why is it that moms can hear you in the kitchen at 2am but can’t ever hear you respond when they’re calling your name to do shit?

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Because they want to tell you in person whatever it is they have to say.

neoduskcomics:

Steven Universe: Gemsonae

I also am a deviantArt person.

Updates every weekend. (This is a work of parody and I’m making absolutely no money off of it)

His gem is ruby!

Dad: *slams door open and says nothing*
Me: HOLY SHIT! HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF KNOCKING YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!
Dad: ...maybe you shouldn't leave the door close.
jellyfishdraws:
“I drew this when I was 9 and I still think it’s the funniest shit ever
”

jellyfishdraws:

I drew this when I was 9 and I still think it’s the funniest shit ever

tbskyen:

charlesoberonn:

nexya:

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

Fucking Halfdan.

DO NOT ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IN TEXAS

the-one-named-sailor-meme:

They could be a cowboy