Silver Tongue

adurot:

jathis:

jannikaissolike:

adventuresofatechie:

florris:

Reasons why you should have plants in your room

-          More clean air

-          People think you are cool

-          They look pretty

-          You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up

-          You feel proud when they grow

-          You can give them cute names

-          pLAnTs

Cons: They might grow and conspire to kill you and your friends after convincing you to let it eat a dentist.

what

FEED ME, SEYMOUR

My cats won’t let me have house plants…

chaztheweasel:
“teal-deer:
“sinshine:
“So the “Bernie Sanders Exposed” group on Facebook put this up as I guess reasons not to vote for him but all I’ve been seeing all day is people going FUCK YEAH I’LL VOTE FOR THAT.
”
I for one welcome our laser...

chaztheweasel:

teal-deer:

sinshine:

So the “Bernie Sanders Exposed” group on Facebook put this up as I guess reasons not to vote for him but all I’ve been seeing all day is people going FUCK YEAH I’LL VOTE FOR THAT. 

I for one welcome our laser unicorn overlord

This is easily doing the exact opposite of what it was intended to do and I am just so amused.

Petition for a Bioware-style Harry Potter video game.

lemonsharks:

t-jumblr:

Design your character: Design what your character looks like. Offer a wide range of hair and skin colors and genders (allow options for transgender individuals, etc.)

Choose your background: muggle-born half-blood or pure-blood.

Depending on your background, you are presented with a series of choices during the tutorial phase of the game. This section would include short chapters on the day you receive your letter, the day you shop for supplies in Diagon Ally, and the day you leave for Hogwarts. The choices you make during this section will either determine your house, or will narrow it down to two, from which the Sorting Hat will decide after you have a conversation with it.

Your companions and possible romance characters will come from all four houses. However, you will get to know some of them better than others depending on your house. And depending on your house, they will all react to you differently. They will be diverse.

The games take place the same year as the Epilogue. We meet the HP characters’ kids, and some of them are companions and/or romances. The story will be new, and won’t involve You-Know-Who as he’s gone. Another threat has descended on Hogwarts, and it’s up to you to stop it.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nutellamolotov:

When your friend starts getting into a series you already know

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tigrismedve:

Best 300 Cosplay ever, in the London Tube

carry-on-my-otp:

winch-esters:

a-walking-accident:

jessicajaymt:

angel-in-a—trenchcoat:

supernaturalisadrug:

Titanic movie set

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How the opening crawl of Star Wars was filmed

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Jurassic Park, 1993 

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The moment before the most famous album cover ever was photographed, 1969 

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Voldemort and Dumbledore chilling on set

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why does voldy have a nose

do you actually think that ralph fiennes cut off his nose for the part

i expected a little more dedication s’all

After lord voldemort was killed, the pieces of his soul started to come back, slowly turning him into tom riddle. Dumbledore is helping him with his transition back into a functional being.

newwavenova:
“drugvision:
“bigeisamazing:
“They are running out of excuses
”
conservatism has no purpose
”
Remember when the gays tore apart the nation for the right to keep slaves?
”

newwavenova:

drugvision:

bigeisamazing:

They are running out of excuses

conservatism has no purpose

Remember when the gays tore apart the nation for the right to keep slaves?

sweetinjuries:
“ bless
”

betty-the-beehive-mod:

I have like a 100 firecrackers

*suspicious laughter*

Put them in your pants

mokou:

if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal