chasertiff:

chamber of secrets au where fred and george steal ginny’s diary bc “haha ginny why are you keeping a diary omg its old and blank” and they just start drawing dicks in it and then the dicks fade off the paper and fred and george just look at each other and go “omg infinite dicks” so they draw dicks on it all year until the diary literally ink vomits itself to death bc tom riddle cant handle the dicks anymore and no one ever opened the chamber of secrets and fred and george destroyed the very first horcrux the end

Does that mean that among fiend fire and basilisk venom, dick drawings can destroy horcruxes?

montypla:

cool-ghoul:

Come to think of it, the classic “Robot looking at a schematic in the centerfold like it’s porn” gag is infinitely more fucked up than at face value. It’s a disassembled (oftentimes exploded) diagram of the internal organs of a machine. That’s not Playboy, that’s hardcore robot guro.

don’t kinkshame robots

slutdust:

glowcloud:

hiphopfrightsplaque:

“We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity”

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

greenwithenby:

ri0tbreaker:

me and lapis are immature and love fart jokes. lapis discovers she has a lot of arms as malachite. this happened.

full view

I’m so glad people refuse to let this aspect of Lapis’ character fall by the wayside.

I love immature lapis. Remember kids, she made fart noises during mayor deweys speech.

town-of-salem-confessions:

Sighs

ecuse u

I choose exe because exes are near immortal and all bad guys would jump at the chance of lynching a town.

prpldragonart:

zebradoves:

inklins:

So I was using these two reference images of Sapphire and Pearl to draw a thing

eXCEPT when I pasted them on a paintsai canvas to use them I accidentally pasted them one on top of the other and 

I dont know whether to laugh or cry

Pearl and Sapphire fusion confirmed

Woops my hand slipped

therealjacksepticeye:

markisepticeye:

Super speedy ….. Super boosty….ugh ….what? Which one do I use?!

(x)

SPOODY BEESTY!

jitterbugjive:

theclockworkpony:

I’m kinda concerned that some people are taking advantage of morseapple’s kindness and expecting that if they beg enough, he’ll send money. Please, he is an awesome guy and is a lot more than a cash dispenser, and he deserves a lot more credit as a human being than a charity.

yeah no don’t do that ;n;

What the actual fuck is wrong with people?

gengen-trash:

I don’t get how people can say that Nintendo sucks like what’s up

“It’s all low-poly and boring!’

“All they make are bad remakes!’

“They only make super-easy games and are never challenging!”

“There’s nothing fun about playing them anymore!”

“The Pokemon series is only cheap remakes now!”

“They never think of the fans!”

“Only kids care for Nintendo.”

“What’s the appeal about Nintendo anyway? They’re just boring old men.”

Bitch where?