Silver Tongue
officialkeikoandgilly:
“Gee, thanks God! >.>
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I think god skipped the first two ingredients in mine

officialkeikoandgilly:

Gee, thanks God! >.>

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I think god skipped the first two ingredients in mine

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Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well
1. What is you middle name?
2. How old are you?
3. What is your birthday?
4. What is your zodiac sign?
5. What is your favorite color?
6. What's your lucky number?
7. Do you have any pets?
8. Where are you from?
9. How tall are you?
10. What shoe size are you?
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
12. What was your last dream about?
13. What talents do you have?
14. Are you psychic in any way?
15. Favorite song?
16. Favorite movie?
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
18. Do you want children?
19. Do you want a church wedding?
20. Are you religious?
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
24. Baths or showers?
25. What color socks are you wearing?
26. Have you ever been famous?
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
28. What type of music do you like?
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
32. How big is your house?
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
34. Have you ever fired a gun?
35. Have you ever tried archery?
36. Favorite clean word?
37. Favorite swear word?
38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?
39. Do you have any scars?
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
41. Are you a good liar?
42. Are you a good judge of character?
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
44. Do you have a strong accent?
45. What is your favorite accent?
46. What is your personality type?
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
48. Can you curl your tongue?
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
50. Left or right handed?
51. Are you scared of spiders?
52. Favorite food?
53. Favorite foreign food?
54. Are you a clean or messy person?
55. Most used phrased?
56. Most used word?
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
58. Do you have much of an ego?
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
60. Do you talk to yourself?
61. Do you sing to yourself?
62. Are you a good singer?
63. Biggest Fear?
64. Are you a gossip?
65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?
66. Do you like long or short hair?
67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
68. Favorite school subject?
69. Extrovert or Introvert?
70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
71. What makes you nervous?
72. Are you scared of the dark?
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
74. Are you ticklish?
75. Have you ever started a rumor?
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
77. Have you ever drank underage?
78. Have you ever done drugs?
79. Who was your first real crush?
80. How many piercings do you have?
81. Can you roll your Rs?"
82. How fast can you type?
83. How fast can you run?
84. What color is your hair?
85. What color is your eyes?
86. What are you allergic to?
87. Do you keep a journal?
88. What do your parents do?
89. Do you like your age?
90. What makes you angry?
91. Do you like your own name?
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
94. What are you strengths?
95. What are your weaknesses?
96. How did you get your name?
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
98. Do you have any scars?
99. Color of your bedspread?
100. Color of your room?
I htink it's because if the kid gets hurt, the parents can get a shit ton of money from the company. And if they pretend not to notice, they can get away with it.

rosexknight:

No. If the employee tells the kid not to, or makes the rules present (hence those “don’t climb on this” signs and stuff) then the parents can’t do a damn thing.

“I told the child it was unsafe. If they continued I told the parents it was unsafe.” that’s basically it.

yeah, that’s why they get so mad when you tell the kids not to do the dangerous thing. Because now it won’t hold up in court.

oomshi:

umbreeons:

my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…

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dickleberg

I work in the food industry as you know. One day, this woman comes in with her two children. One was a toddler and the other was maybe seven. Well, she gets the child seat and you would think she puts her toddler in it. You would be wrong. She puts her purse in the child seat and her toddler on table. I repeat, the table. The toddler sits and stands on it. Spreads mayo on the table and walls. Gets footprints on the table and hits the lights. And the other kid was holding the ice machine open.

rosexknight:

OMG. Okay people that don’t take care of their kids while out in public DRIVE ME CRAZY!! I HATE IT when parents disregard their kids and the kids tear stuff up.

Just today I was working with a parent n the return and the toddler’s wandering around and looking at some ink cartridges we have on display. He decides he wants to see what’s in the box so he rips open the package. Dad didn’t notice but mom came over with ANOTHER kid and noticed. Didn’t even apologize. Dad did.

Another time I was out with B at a Zaxby’s (chicken restaurant) and there was this like five or seven year old with his mom and dad. Dad was ordering while mom was on her phone. So the kid’s walking around the restaurant and every once in a while mom would get the kid and sit him on the bench and tell him to sit unti the food was ready. So B and I get our food and sit down and I’m like “Oh shit. Napkins.” And I get up and go get some. Well the kid decides to round the corner as I am and just before I go to sit he reaches out to grab one of my chicken fingers, putting his hand all in my plate. I snatch his hand away with a “Hey bud those are mine.” As B’s going “Hey!” Mom comes over to get the kid. Doesn’t apologize. Meanwhile my plate is now inedible because I don’t now where the hands of that kid has been. Luckily the manager saw and got me more chicken and as we were leaving without a word I just dropped that plate on their table.

Like, I swear MOST of society’s problems today can be attributed to shit parenting.

There need to be more stores with the “we have the right to refuse service to rude or irresponsible customers” policies.

HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THIS BEFORE!?

HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THIS BEFORE!?

NO OKAY SERIOUSLY WHAT IS UP WITH AMERICA

sexygoatgod:

hayscot:

magic-envelope:

you can be in seattle where is 9am aND IN MIAMI ITS FUCKING 12PM?? it would literally take you 48 HOURS, (THATS TWO FULL DAYS) to travel the 2,735 miles between those two states. an d youRe in the sSAME fUCking coUNtrY what tEh fCUk

BUT LIKE WHAT EVEN ARE STATES?? WHO MADE THEM UP?? 

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TEXAS IS LITERALLY BIGGER THAN GREAT BRITAIN AND A HALF

but they’re not even coUntrY tIme zoNEs??? m8 u can be in omaha ne and in columbus ne its fucking 1 hour ahead of you THEY’RE BOTH IN THE SAME STATE???WH AT?/? 

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HAWAII

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‘we were unable to calculate the route and time by road’ you know fucking why? bECAUsE tHERE ISNTT A FUCKING ROAD. HAWAII IS LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN WHAT TH E FU CK AMERICA WHAT THE FUKC

honestly I love seeing non-American people freak out about the geography of our country

Don’t forget about Alaska, way the fuck off in the distance so far that I forget it exists sometimes

That’s because these are many states of in the americas that are united under one single government. If you really wanna get pissed about geography, go look at trussia

Taylor Swift is Scottish Royalty

beautifulsmilesuperstar:

ohsoswiftly:

thanksforsayingthat:

tumboy:

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According to my research done on geni.com, she is a direct descendant of Robert II of Scotland who ruled as the King of Scots during the mid 1300s. He is her 20th Great Grandfather from her father’s side. 

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holy shit. really?!!! WOW!

Princess Taylor confirmed

I’ve done my research as well and read the history of Scotland and the families who migrated to the US, one of those are the Swift family. AND TAYLOR also confirmed it at her Glasgow show.