shotas-booty:

It had to be done

nickmoorexvx:

Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

I’ll say that again. 

A guy came up to me

at work

and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?” 

At work?

lookatthislittlething:

So this person made a miniature diorama of a Newfoundland bar and put birdseed in it so birds would come and hang out. At the bar.

And then this person put a camera in front of it so you can watch it 24 hours a day, if you want. Maybe you will catch the birds singing karaoke?

rudegyalchina:

aljazeeraamerica:

VIDEO: Newborns illegally given up for adoption decades ago

Dozens of black women were told their newborns had died after childbirth, but it turns out they may have been stolen.

THIS IS SO FUCKED UP!

doasdreamrsdo:

falcnpunch:

askradicalgoodspeed:

darthshadow:

Well fuck you too.

For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

pokemon aint real hows that answer

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH

YOU WATCH YOUR MEOWTH

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dracini:

ask-factory-scootaloo and I are gunna be playing L4D2
Come join us~

I’m here so come on in.

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amerild:

irdeadite:

steampunkandroid:

please watch this

This man is 25 years old and was a former Bio-Med Engineer student.

I legit cried to tears for a solid minute, goddammit Mark!