Silver Tongue
Me: *leaves room*
Family: whOaA????1????? ThE VAmPiRE HaS DAreD tO LeAVe iT's CaVE???????1???1??
Family: *mocks my weight*
Family: *mocks my interests*
Family: *mocks my friends*
Family: *mocks my feminist beliefs*
Me: *returns to room and vows to never leave again*
Family: but why doesn't she want to socialize with us????1????1?1?? Silly moody teenager

sweet-poni:

a-random-mod:

ak4nksha:

sixpenceee:

The Osiria Rose has a exquisite colour combination. The petals are blood-red on the inside and pure silvery-white on the outside.

Someone buy me these

Looks like somehting from the red queens garden

if i remember thse guys are photoshopped.

Nope. they’re real

Okay so you know that audio post of Smarty saying 'you guys are so gay'? Well the mobile app glitched and now it plays every time I hang up a phone call. I am laughing so hard about this
Anonymous

No, your phone is a transformer with a broken voicebox and is using that recording to comment on your relationship with your friends of the same gender.

ak4nksha:

sixpenceee:

The Osiria Rose has a exquisite colour combination. The petals are blood-red on the inside and pure silvery-white on the outside.

Someone buy me these

Looks like somehting from the red queens garden

nighthingschanged:

littlecatlady:

korra:

korra:

message to my 14 year old followers: get good grades, forget about that cute guy you like because he probably doesnt shower enough, if you get detention make sure you bring a cool book

also make sure the music you’re listening to is good because you’re going to have strong emotional ties to it for the rest of your life

and if your friends are mean to you find new ones. the whole “assholes are funny” thing will get so old so fast

and make the most of your age, even if you think you ‘cant do anything’ because it will be over before you know it and being grown up isnt all it swings to be

And enjoy the things you like. Read that book you love. Listen to your favourite artist. Watch those shows that makes you happy. Don’t let other peoples opinions make you feel bad for what you like.

Never apollogize for your bad puns about greek gods

americaneponine:

i’M SO ANGRY ABOUT THIS

I just like to make a bad pun and see how things pan out from there

egberts:

astrolopy:

egberts:

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

Where is the gifset of pleakley?

ask-wiggles:
“THE SHREKENING IS UPON ME
”
Did you put on the mask?

ask-wiggles:

THE SHREKENING IS UPON ME

Did you put on the mask?

sweet-poni:
“pixel-dee:
“akeli:
“harlequinsymphony:
“ginsbergg:
“ginsbergg:
“victoriel:
“Test your colour vision
”
IM A FUCKING MOLE
”
i tried again and got dog HOW AM I AN ART KID
”
Moooole. Sob.
”
It asked me if I was a Robot.
”
I got a Tiger...

sweet-poni:

pixel-dee:

akeli:

harlequinsymphony:

ginsbergg:

ginsbergg:

victoriel:

Test your colour vision

IM A FUCKING MOLE

i tried again and got dog HOW AM I AN ART KID

Moooole. Sob.

It asked me if I was a Robot.

I got a Tiger :3

uwu tiger

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