Silver Tongue
me: does this look better one pixel to the left or one pixel to the right
me: I can't decide between these two incredibly similar colors
me: should this be on overlay or soft light
me: 75% OR 74% OPACITY
me:
me:
me:
me: what has my life become

I’m watching chowder on netflix and just realized how weird it is. How was it even a show?

Dream girl:

beesforpresident:

no-items:

beesforpresident:

Yellow with black stripes
Six legs
Antenna
Compound eyes
Collects pollen and nectar from flowers

im not gonna fuck a zebra please leave me alone

What kind of zebra…

beesforpresident:
“A zebra, apparently.
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beesforpresident:

A zebra, apparently.

adurot:

conspicuouslad:

huffingtonpost:

Baltimore Woman Vows To Make Her ‘Relentlessly Gay’ Yard Even Gayer After Homophobic Note

A Baltimore woman is vowing to make her garden even gayer after a neighbor reportedly slammed her for keeping her front yard “relentlessly gay” in a note.

Find out how to support Julie Baker to make her yard even more rainbow filled and pro-equality here. 

Ok but I want to see the results.
For $30000 she better dig up John Lenon’s remains and have his gay zombie ass perform nightly.

Seriously, she really needs to gay it up a level. I was really expecting more than just one string of rainbow jar lights after seeing that note. It’s shameful.

The bolded ones link to a different story but that may just be the websites fault

bigbardafree:

being asexual is fun because youre mocked constantly, the butt of a million jokes, youve likely been sexually harassed because youre asexual, it makes finding a relationship borderline impossible, you basically feel like a freak 24/7 because we live in such a sex saturated culture but for some reason when you try and discuss all this you get dismissed with “okay but is anyone really oppressing asexuals? honestly how is being asexual an obstacle in your life at all. you dont have the same problems as [insert other mogai group] so stop complaining!” like i love experiencing a load of negative shit directly related to the fact that im asexual and then having those experiences invalidated because “lol it must be easy being asexual. not having to worry about being horny all the time haha”

its SO MUCH FUN let me tell you. i LOVE it. love it.

lizzymodblog:

treeofcolor:

burgerwizard:

reblog if you love the moon, or any other really big rock

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I’m on mobile but i’m hoping this is the pioneer rock from Spongebob

yes

Bernie Sanders: It’s time to raise the minimum wage so that a minimum-wage job will lift a person out of poverty not keep them in it.
Republicans: But inflation!!1!
Economists: The minimum wage hasn't been raised since 2009 and the economy has expanded considerably since then, so actually, an increase in the minimum wage is due to keep the working class in line with the cost of living.
Republicans: Yes...but...inflation??
redditfront:
“This picture in McDonald’s was hung sideways
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redditfront:

This picture in McDonald’s was hung sideways

pi4nobl4ck:
“pi4nobl4ck:
“pi4nobl4ck:
“Just a tuesday in Canada
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Meanwhile, at Australia…
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An uneventful day in Saudi Arabia:
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pi4nobl4ck:

pi4nobl4ck:

pi4nobl4ck:

Just a tuesday in Canada

Meanwhile, at Australia…

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An uneventful day in Saudi Arabia:

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