hotelxnyc:

forever-a-sleepwalker:

oneman-wolfpackk:

vin-d-opium:

tylerthrasherart:

 crystalized cicada

HOW?

it’s body never properly decomposed, stayed deep down in the earth underneath lots of pressure for years. that’s HOW and it’s pretty cool

This is the most beautiful thing ever.

this is how i wanna go. just throw my body into the pits of the earth and let me crystalize

facts-i-just-made-up:

zukana13731:

facts-i-just-made-up:

canadian-ninja-warrior:

facts-i-just-made-up:

thehylianbatman:

facts-i-just-made-up:

pimp-shark:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Venus, the closest planet to the sun. These images taken by the Pathfinder probe are taken from the exact equator of the planet, thus its famous rings are not visible. The planet was first discovered by Clyde Tombaugh in 1781, and has yet to complete a single revolution around our sun, Proxima Centauri.

Venus looks suspiciously like Jupiter.

….I bet they were identical twins separated at birth.

It looks absolutely nothing like Jupiter. Jupiter can be instantly recognized by its black pentagons:

Pretty sure the biggest planet in our system isn’t a soccer ball.

Um no. I’m pretty sure I know my planets, because I graduated from NASA University with a masters in planet recognition. I think I can tell the difference between Jupiter and a Soccer Ball:

Jupiter doesn’t even have leaves.

Also, little late to the party but at least I’m showing up, the Sun’s official name is not Proxima Centauri, THAT is actually a star about 4 light years away from the Sun

The ignorance on this site is shocking. No, Proxima Centauri is our sun. The nearest star 4 light years away is called Beetlejuice. And since nobody out there seems to know even the local star system, take a look from most distant to closest and educate yourself:

You’re welcome.

some masters degree. you spelled Betelgeuse wrong.

Uh, hello, Betelgeuse? What does a Terry Gilliam movie starring Buster Keaton, Stephen Baldwin, Gina Gershon and Wynonna Judd have to do with the solar system??? Good movie though-

bluekomadori:

Eeveelutions

So I promised looooooong time ago that I’ll make eeveelutions’ watercolors and finally I finished them :’D haha

I recorded how I’ve drawn flareon [link] , espeon [link] and leafeon [link]

radiokyd:

smuppetbuttfluff:

love-order-chaos-repeat:

sandandglass:

TDS, February 11, 2015

Jordan Klepper looks at the issue of sex education in schools

Annndddd there it is.

Isn’t this woman the one who wrote a book telling girls to use college to find husbands

Yes

owlturdcomix:

What binds me to this world.

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So first the dice refuse to let smarty land on anything other than chance and community chest and then chilled gets this card? I’m abslutely convinced that the game has achieved sentience and the derp crew is to blame.

tehsmarticus

zeroyalviking

i should draw agents 1 and 2 from splatoon

slimeportal:

I can’t be the only one who noticed

lookatthislittlething:

So this person made a miniature diorama of a Newfoundland bar and put birdseed in it so birds would come and hang out. At the bar.

And then this person put a camera in front of it so you can watch it 24 hours a day, if you want. Maybe you will catch the birds singing karaoke?